Only if Chuck Norris allows you to...The Annoyed Man wrote:When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them?WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.
The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information.
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- Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:38 pm
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- Fri Jan 15, 2016 10:11 pm
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- Thu Aug 27, 2015 8:52 pm
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jayinsat wrote:Chuck Norris only lost one fight in his life. It was in the movie Enter the Dragon starring him and Bruce Lee. Although the fight scenes were staged and no blows ever really exchanged, sadly, Bruce Lee would later succumb to injuries received from Chuck Norris' fake roundhouse kicks, which are equally lethal.
and now you know the rest of the story.
- Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:40 am
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his living room. Its not dead, its just afraid to move.
- Sat Aug 15, 2015 11:59 pm
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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't lift himself, he pushes the earth down.