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I feel that guy's pain. My wife made masks out of a few cowboy bandanas. There isn't much weirder than carrying a .45 while dressing up like a stagecoach robber.
Congratulations - you have us beat by, er, I'm supposed to know... ten years. It's a good life, isn't it?srothstein wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2020 2:51 amSounds like the secret to my marriage lasting 44 years so far. I met my wife in college while we were both on the Army ROTC rifle team. She could always outshoot me. I don't know if she gets jealous or not, I am afraid to find out what happens if she does.treadlightly wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:45 pmGood advice, but too late for me. I married an Appalachian dream. When my mountain gal brings home a squirrel, it's shot from one eye to the other. That way, she didn't waste any meat and the pelt is in good shape.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I married above my status. I'm a lucky guy. I have to behave, but I'm a lucky guy.
Good advice, but too late for me. I married an Appalachian dream. When my mountain gal brings home a squirrel, it's shot from one eye to the other. That way, she didn't waste any meat and the pelt is in good shape.
I consider myself pretty adept at maintaining privacy even when hugged. The secret is keep your strong-side arm low (unless you cross draw, of course). Your amorous friend won't have an arm near your armament.RoyGBiv wrote:
Thinking ahead for the Home Owner's Association Summertacular, is there a Kathy Griffin version of this kind of dunking booth?Pawpaw wrote:
It wasn't my intention to kill humor or criticize Trump. The mention of divorce reminded me of my wife and how lucky I am.Jusme wrote:twomillenium wrote:I agree and understand their point, but I also understand the humor in the post. I hope they really feel that way about their wives as I do (42 years) and not that they can relate to Bill.bblhd672 wrote:You guys sure know how to kill humorous posts.treadlightly wrote:Very true. I can't kid myself that I was much of a catch. My wife and kids are the world, though. The repository of that wealth is a vessel formed by mutual promises made 32 years ago, kept without infraction. I can't guard that treasure, not by myself. I don't have clear title to it. I carry one end, my wife carries the other.WTR wrote:
Actually, I would have more respect for Trump if he was still married to his first wife. I took making the oath " till death do us part" which my wife and I took before God very seriously. I think it just shows how egotistical and self serving Trump can be.
Neither of us bears a burden.
I give up, apparently even here now every post is subject to be turned into Trump bashing.
Even if Trump were still with his first wife, Bill would have that same look on his face.
Very true. I can't kid myself that I was much of a catch. My wife and kids are the world, though. The repository of that wealth is a vessel formed by mutual promises made 32 years ago, kept without infraction. I can't guard that treasure, not by myself. I don't have clear title to it. I carry one end, my wife carries the other.WTR wrote:
Actually, I would have more respect for Trump if he was still married to his first wife. I took making the oath " till death do us part" which my wife and I took before God very seriously. I think it just shows how egotistical and self serving Trump can be.
I've been thinking a tee shirt with a basket full of Despicable Me characters with the caption, "Deplorable Me," would be a hit.bblhd672 wrote:RoyGBiv wrote:
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