https://www.click2houston.com/news/woma ... tinder-app
Had the tinder app on his phone. "Lucky to be alive". Had to reattach his fingers. 911 "Where did you stab him", Girlfriend "everywhere".
OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair
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Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair
Portland.
And I bet she has the crazy eyes.
And I bet she has the crazy eyes.
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Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair
It was the green hair that turned her into the proverbial green eyed jealous monster. Ban the green hair dye. What was he wearing? It looked like a some sort of green Samurai garb!
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Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair
I saw his picture. Why is she worried about him being on Tinder?
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Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair
Bonus points if she greeted him as he arrived home by saying: "You and I have unfinished business."
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Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair
This story reminded me John Belushi's Samurai skits on SNL. At least she did not go all Marlena Bobbit on the guy.
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