OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair

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OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair

Postby philip964 » Sun Mar 18, 2018 9:54 am

https://www.click2houston.com/news/woma ... tinder-app

Had the tinder app on his phone. "Lucky to be alive". Had to reattach his fingers. 911 "Where did you stab him", Girlfriend "everywhere".

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Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair

Postby Scott B. » Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:50 am

Portland.

And I bet she has the crazy eyes.
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Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair

Postby puma guy » Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:21 am

It was the green hair that turned her into the proverbial green eyed jealous monster. Ban the green hair dye. What was he wearing? It looked like a some sort of green Samurai garb!
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Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair

Postby spectre » Sun Mar 18, 2018 1:24 pm

I saw his picture. Why is she worried about him being on Tinder?
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Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair

Postby MaduroBU » Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:51 pm

Bonus points if she greeted him as he arrived home by saying: "You and I have unfinished business."


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Re: OR: So your girlfriend is the jealous type, has a samuari sword and green hair

Postby OneGun » Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:56 pm

This story reminded me John Belushi's Samurai skits on SNL. At least she did not go all Marlena Bobbit on the guy.
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