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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby Vol Texan » Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:17 am

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joe817 wrote:From the article: "She said the man told her he sat on the gun, which went off accidentally."

How is that possible without shooting himself in the butt first? That's an awfully weird angle the barrel was pointed! :lol:

Easy, being a convicted felon he broke the penal code.


I see what you did there. :lol::
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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby The Annoyed Man » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:31 am

Vol Texan wrote:
puma guy wrote:
joe817 wrote:From the article: "She said the man told her he sat on the gun, which went off accidentally."

How is that possible without shooting himself in the butt first? That's an awfully weird angle the barrel was pointed! :lol:

Easy, being a convicted felon he broke the penal code.

I see what you did there. :lol::

Perhaps someone should revise Col. Jeff Cooper's 4 basic safety rules by adding a new 1st one: "Don't ever point the muzzle at yer [insert body part here]" .......and then follow with the other 4 in regular order.

1. Don't ever point the muzzle at yer [body part]. Use a mallet to pound it flat instead, if you must.
2. All guns are always loaded.
3. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy. (See #1 !!!!)
4. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
5. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.

Perhaps we could persuade the unenlightened to EDC a mallet........
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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby bblhd672 » Mon Jul 03, 2017 11:04 am

The Annoyed Man wrote:
Vol Texan wrote:
puma guy wrote:
joe817 wrote:From the article: "She said the man told her he sat on the gun, which went off accidentally."

How is that possible without shooting himself in the butt first? That's an awfully weird angle the barrel was pointed! :lol:

Easy, being a convicted felon he broke the penal code.

I see what you did there. :lol::

Perhaps someone should revise Col. Jeff Cooper's 4 basic safety rules by adding a new 1st one: "Don't ever point the muzzle at yer [insert body part here]" .......and then follow with the other 4 in regular order.

1. Don't ever point the muzzle at yer [body part]. Use a mallet to pound it flat instead, if you must.
2. All guns are always loaded.
3. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy. (See #1 !!!!)
4. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
5. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.

Perhaps we could persuade the unenlightened to EDC a mallet........


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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby Soccerdad1995 » Mon Jul 03, 2017 11:14 am

I think this should be eligible for the Darwin award. He didn't die, but he did ensure he wouldn't procreate.
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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby philip964 » Mon Jul 03, 2017 11:17 am

Vol Texan wrote:
puma guy wrote:
joe817 wrote:From the article: "She said the man told her he sat on the gun, which went off accidentally."

How is that possible without shooting himself in the butt first? That's an awfully weird angle the barrel was pointed! :lol:

Easy, being a convicted felon he broke the penal code.


I see what you did there. :lol::


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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby locke_n_load » Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:14 pm

Vol Texan wrote:
puma guy wrote:
joe817 wrote:From the article: "She said the man told her he sat on the gun, which went off accidentally."

How is that possible without shooting himself in the butt first? That's an awfully weird angle the barrel was pointed! :lol:

Easy, being a convicted felon he broke the penal code.


I see what you did there. :lol::


Missed it until you said that haah.
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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby The Annoyed Man » Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:47 pm

BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right? :mrgreen:
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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby hillfighter » Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:01 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right? :mrgreen:

I thought he shot himself somewhere in California near El Cajon.
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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby Jusme » Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:32 am

The Annoyed Man wrote:BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right? :mrgreen:



Maybe they are spelled differently after a bullet hits them!! :biggrinjester:
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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby puma guy » Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:10 am

Jusme wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right? :mrgreen:



Maybe they are spelled differently after a bullet hits them!! :biggrinjester:

Well, his are no longer essential genitials! :lol:
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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby Keith B » Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:17 am

puma guy wrote:
Jusme wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right? :mrgreen:



Maybe they are spelled differently after a bullet hits them!! :biggrinjester:

Well, his are no longer essential genitials! :lol:


Since it was in Florida, he may have been a genteel Gentile who shot himself in the genitals not so gently.
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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby puma guy » Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:20 am

Keith B wrote:
puma guy wrote:
Jusme wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right? :mrgreen:



Maybe they are spelled differently after a bullet hits them!! :biggrinjester:

Well, his are no longer essential genitials! :lol:


Since it was in Florida, he may have been a genteel Gentile who shot himself in the genitals not so gently.
Or maybe he was a Gentile changing religion the hard way! :shock:
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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby philip964 » Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:30 pm

puma guy wrote:
Keith B wrote:
puma guy wrote:
Jusme wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right? :mrgreen:



Maybe they are spelled differently after a bullet hits them!! :biggrinjester:

Well, his are no longer essential genitials! :lol:


Since it was in Florida, he may have been a genteel Gentile who shot himself in the genitals not so gently.
Or maybe he was a Gentile changing religion the hard way! :shock:


Another top pick!

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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby The Annoyed Man » Tue Jul 04, 2017 2:04 pm

philip964 wrote:
puma guy wrote:
Keith B wrote:
puma guy wrote:
Jusme wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:BTW, I just want to make sure we're all on the same page...... "genitials" (as in the thread title) is the same thing as "genitals", right? :mrgreen:



Maybe they are spelled differently after a bullet hits them!! :biggrinjester:

Well, his are no longer essential genitials! :lol:


Since it was in Florida, he may have been a genteel Gentile who shot himself in the genitals not so gently.
Or maybe he was a Gentile changing religion the hard way! :shock:

Another top pick!

.....or changing gender the hard way?
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Re: FL: Man sits down in car, shoots himself in the genitials

Postby tbrown » Tue Jul 04, 2017 2:17 pm

They could have saved the taxpayers a lot of money by giving Bradley Manning this choice if he really wanted to be Chelsea.
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