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Those are so funny!
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But, but... I actually like brussels sprouts! Uncle Brandon would be much farther down my list of least favorite vegetables. I think I'd rank him just under turnips.
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https://x.com/thebabylonbee/status/1752 ... 76254?s=46

Satanism is now a protected class. So naturally now…

https://babylonbee.com/news/president-x ... commission

President Xi now appointed to San Fransisco elections commissions.
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philip964 wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:07 pm https://x.com/thebabylonbee/status/1752 ... 76254?s=46

Satanism is now a protected class. So naturally now…
If you replace the "x" in "x.com" with "twitter" the whole tweet displays here.

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Jackson said police are still trying to determine what is causing the spike in crime in Athens and around the country but just to be safe they recommend women who wish to go jogging by themselves avoid the area within a 2,000-mile radius of the location where millions of people are streaming into the country completely unchecked.

"Again, we refer the public to mainstream media reports reassuring the public that this incident had nothing to do with illegal immigration and that it's mostly the fault of women who think they can just leave their houses without putting themselves in danger. It's definitely not the stream of who-knows-who coming across our southern border."
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https://babylonbee.com/news/in-shocking ... -they-want

SCOTUS ends democracy with new ruling.
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philip964 wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 10:05 pm https://babylonbee.com/news/in-shocking ... -they-want

SCOTUS ends democracy with new ruling.
LOL, BabylonBee has a lot of material to work with when satire and truth are the same
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Paladin wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:37 am
philip964 wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2024 10:05 pm https://babylonbee.com/news/in-shocking ... -they-want

SCOTUS ends democracy with new ruling.
LOL, BabylonBee has a lot of material to work with when satire and truth are the same
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"We've never seen democracy in such danger," said black and gay White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is black and gay. "Today's ruling from the Supreme Court now adds credence to the belief held by fringe extremists that they are allowed to select the candidate they want in an election. This is terrifying."
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