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Babylon Bee

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2022 12:01 pm
by philip964

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2022 12:16 pm
by Rafe
GMTA. Yep; I really liked that one, too: https://www.texaschlforum.com/viewtopic ... 5#p1323535.

I was talked into shooting an AR-15 once. Only once. I could hardly lift the thing to aim it, it felt like it weighed 80 pounds. Fired one round; I think the magazine clip chamber on that one held over 200 bullets. The recoil was so massive it almost tore my right arm off. That arm still bothers me. And I'll have traumatic PTSD from seeing and shooting that gun for the rest of my life. Although the one I shot didn't have the shoulder thing that goes up. I specifically asked if it did and how to use one...
:biggrinjester:

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 1:47 pm
by philip964
https://babylonbee.com/news/british-par ... surrection

Parliament forms a special July 4 committee to investigate July 4 insurrection.

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 7:38 pm
by philip964
https://babylonbee.com/news/uvalde-poli ... or-an-hour

Uvalde police criticize mall armed citizen for not waiting around outside for an hour.

I think this is too soon.

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2022 9:14 pm
by philip964
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-prepar ... eth-warren

Pope is ready to meet with Elizabeth Warrens tribe.

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 6:23 am
by Paladin
philip964 wrote: Mon Jul 18, 2022 7:38 pm https://babylonbee.com/news/uvalde-poli ... or-an-hour

Uvalde police criticize mall armed citizen for not waiting around outside for an hour.

I think this is too soon.
Sadly I'm afraid there are nuggets of truth in that satire. Like: "This is exactly why we can't have armed citizens taking the law into their own hands," Just a few decades ago the propaganda line was that citizens don't have the training, are not professional enough, etc... in life groups that own a monopoly and get paid for it rarely want to share. Teachers unions are an example that would rather see students fail than have school choice.

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 11:31 am
by puma guy
:lol: I love Babylon Bee. Their satire oftrn is more truth than just satire.

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:20 pm
by chasfm11
puma guy wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 11:31 am :lol: I love Babylon Bee. Their satire oftrn is more truth than just satire.
:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:
Just like "1984" has ceased being fiction and is now an educational primer.

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 11:33 am
by philip964
https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-bide ... mar-a-lago

Hunter Xiden breathes sigh of relief as FBI raid team passes by his house on way to Mar a Lago.

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 1:59 pm
by powerboatr
philip964 wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 11:33 am https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-bide ... mar-a-lago

Hunter Xiden breathes sigh of relief as FBI raid team passes by his house on way to Mar a Lago.
oh that article was worth the belly laughs
thanks

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2022 12:20 pm
by powerboatr

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2022 10:05 pm
by srothstein
powerboatr wrote: Wed Aug 10, 2022 12:20 pm https://babylonbee.com/news/14-things-t ... 1bc0d03b21

todays omg its funny
They missed one. Boxes full of classified documents that were labelled as Hunter Biden computer photos. The agents were afraid to touch them.

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:56 pm
by powerboatr

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2022 6:16 pm
by philip964
https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-build ... california

Texas builds 600 miles of new border wall with excess repurposed u haul trucks from California. Kill two birds with one stone. Now less u haul trucks in California for them to use to migrate to Texas

Re: Babylon Bee

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2022 7:52 pm
by ELB
philip964 wrote: Mon Aug 22, 2022 6:16 pm https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-build ... california

Texas builds 600 miles of new border wall with excess repurposed u haul trucks from California. Kill two birds with one stone. Now less u haul trucks in California for them to use to migrate to Texas
I wish that was true. Actually we have had kind of a shortage of U-Haul trucks for one-way trips. I wish it was because they were being stacked at the border.