Kim Jong-Un Offers to take care of Austin for us

[knotquiteawake]

The images show a chart marked "US mainland strike plan" and missile trajectories that the NK News web site estimates terminate in Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas.

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Where should the new Capitol be?

[Ericstac]

A nice small conservative city.

This man is sick and needs to be taken out. I dont understand why we are continously sitting back and hearing his threats and intentions. Are we actually going to wait until our homeland is attacked again before doing something.

[knotquiteawake]

I vote for Brownwood on the sole merit that its practically dead center of the state.

[Wodathunkit]

I vote for Brownwood on the sole merit that its practically dead center of the state.

Can they beat Stephenville in High School Football? That is the only true measuring stick?

[knotquiteawake]

I vote for Brownwood on the sole merit that its practically dead center of the state.

Can they beat Stephenville in High School Football? That is the only true measuring stick?

I like this direction, lets have a high school football statewide championship tournament. The winner gets to have the state capitol. Since every team's coaches will be praying to win we know the winner was God's favorite!

[Wodathunkit]

I vote for Brownwood on the sole merit that its practically dead center of the state.

Can they beat Stephenville in High School Football? That is the only true measuring stick?

I like this direction, lets have a high school football statewide championship tournament. The winner gets to have the state capitol. Since every team's coaches will be praying to win we know the winner was God's favorite!

Rats, no capital in Alvin then....

[handog]

The threat was misinterpreted. The little leader said hes targeting BOSTON.

[anygunanywhere]

A nice small conservative city.

This man is sick and needs to be taken out. I dont understand why we are continously sitting back and hearing his threats and intentions. Are we actually going to wait until our homeland is attacked again before doing something.

Just what we need. Another war.

Let's just take out everyone that threatens us.

Nuke 'em.

Actually Armageddon will arrive soon enough. No need to hurry it along.

Anygunanywhere

[RoyGBiv]

I dont understand why we are continously sitting back and hearing his threats and intentions.

Because he has nukes. And even if he gets only one of them through, it's too many.
He KNOWS he loses the war, but he also knows he can inflict a huge price so we're not going to be quick to act.
For now, we're the adults and he's the punk bully trying to show off.

I wonder who's whispering in his ear? The Chinese? Russians?
Would be nice if a SEALs sniper could give him a bit of reality.

Now imagine if Iran had nukes. Who's more crazy? The ayatollahs or KJU?
That'd be fun to watch on celebrity death match..

[Kythas]

North Korea has no missiles that can strike the mainland US and, even if he did, his missiles aren't nuclear capable.

US bases in Japan, Guam, and South Korea on the other hand....

The big question is what China would do.

[texanjoker]

doesn't he realize Austin is a sanctuary city

[lonewolf]

Graduated from Dear Old Brownwood High School. I'd say 50-50 at beating Stephenville on any given day, but that was a hundred years ago or so......in the Coach Gordon Wood days.....

Edit to add: A little off topic, so I apologize.

I hope he doesn't do anything to Austin. Everytime I go there I think nice thoughts about all the other places I've lived....

[Keith B]

North Korea has no missiles that can strike the mainland US and, even if he did, his missiles aren't nuclear capable.

US bases in Japan, Guam, and South Korea on the other hand....

The big question is what China would do.

I think if North Korea actually does something like that without any provocation, then China will back down from their stance of support. Besides, they are not dumb and we owe them a lot of money !

[RX8er]

North Korea has no missiles that can strike the mainland US and, even if he did, his missiles aren't nuclear capable.

US bases in Japan, Guam, and South Korea on the other hand....

The big question is what China would do.

I think if North Korea actually does something like that without any provocation, then China will back down from their stance of support. Besides, they are not dumb and we owe them a lot of money !

In today's world, MAD is not about who can shoot nukes the fastest, it's what country economy will crash. I think this is the issue with any mention of a WWIII. If WWIII ever starts, all the major players are essentially destroyed because of our interconnected economies. Some would come out the other side in a better state though.

How many nuke subs do you think we have sitting off the coast right now just ready to fire. Plus, the war ready birds in Alaska and Kadena. This is serious, even with it being posturing.

What are the chances we will start teaching the kids duck and cover again? I can see the turtle and firecrackers again.

[knotquiteawake]

What are the chances we will start teaching the kids duck and cover again? I can see the turtle and firecrackers again.

Don't forget the "booming" business of fallout shelters!
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