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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby WildBill » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:04 am

Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby gregthehand » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:50 pm

During the Vietnam War Chuck Norris shot down an enemy plane by making a gun with his hand, pointing it at the plane, and saying "bang".
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Re: Chuck Norris

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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby The Annoyed Man » Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:31 pm

WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:

When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Javier730 » Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:38 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:
WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:

When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:

Only if Chuck Norris allows you to...
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby parabelum » Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:50 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby sjfcontrol » Sat Jan 16, 2016 8:41 am

The Annoyed Man wrote:
WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:

When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:



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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Smokey » Sat Jan 16, 2016 9:06 am

It's fun to tell Chuck Norris jokes to kids, because they have no clue what you're talking about.

Like when we go to the zoo:

"Do you know where giraffes came from? Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin..."

"No, dad, I don't think that really happened"

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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby The Annoyed Man » Sat Jan 16, 2016 12:14 pm

sjfcontrol wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:

When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:

Chuck Norris doesn't need to brag... :evil2:

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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby YankeeDoodleAndy » Sat Jan 16, 2016 6:08 pm

Body armor wears Chuck Norris for protection.


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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Spaceman Spiff » Sat Jan 16, 2016 10:07 pm

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands once. Now it's just called the Islands.


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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby HKsig » Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:10 pm

The Grim Reaper had been missing for quite a while and Chuck Norris is a prime suspect.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Keith B » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:57 pm

OK, reviving a year old topic because of the new commercial :lol:

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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Skiprr » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:13 pm

The age 77 is extremely excited, because it turns Chuck Norris next March 10.

They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough to make his beard.
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