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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:04 am
by WildBill
Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:50 pm
by gregthehand
During the Vietnam War Chuck Norris shot down an enemy plane by making a gun with his hand, pointing it at the plane, and saying "bang".

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:07 am
by Dan20703
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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 10:11 pm
by Javier730

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:31 pm
by The Annoyed Man
WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:
When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:38 pm
by Javier730
The Annoyed Man wrote:
WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:
When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:
Only if Chuck Norris allows you to...

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:50 pm
by parabelum
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 8:41 am
by sjfcontrol
The Annoyed Man wrote:
WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:
When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:

Chuck Norris doesn't need to brag... :evil2:

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 9:06 am
by Smokey
It's fun to tell Chuck Norris jokes to kids, because they have no clue what you're talking about.

Like when we go to the zoo:

"Do you know where giraffes came from? Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin..."

"No, dad, I don't think that really happened"

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 12:14 pm
by The Annoyed Man
sjfcontrol wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information. :tiphat:
When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them? :smilelol5:
Chuck Norris doesn't need to brag... :evil2:
:lol:

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 6:08 pm
by YankeeDoodleAndy
Body armor wears Chuck Norris for protection.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 10:07 pm
by Spaceman Spiff
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands once. Now it's just called the Islands.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:10 pm
by HKsig
The Grim Reaper had been missing for quite a while and Chuck Norris is a prime suspect.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:57 pm
by Keith B
OK, reviving a year old topic because of the new commercial :lol:


Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:13 pm
by Skiprr
The age 77 is extremely excited, because it turns Chuck Norris next March 10.

They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough to make his beard.