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My Ideal Woman

Postby SIGFan43 » Mon May 08, 2017 9:24 am

A little bit off topic, but here goes: If I created a profile on one of the singles web sites, it would be something like this: Looking for politically conservative retired nurse who specialized in gastroenterology, who also has a concealed handgun license and preferably owns and carries a SIG P320 Subcompact or "Baby Glock" every day. and who likes my cooking, or is a good cook herself. Must enjoy cuddling and my sense of humor. :woohoo
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Re: My Ideal Woman

Postby flechero » Mon May 08, 2017 9:30 am

If you are going that far, why not require that she own some rural property with a nice range (with steel to 500yds or more) and a private trophy bass lake?? :lol:

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Re: My Ideal Woman

Postby SIGFan43 » Mon May 08, 2017 9:37 am

That would be something to think about for sure.
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Re: My Ideal Woman

Postby Jusme » Mon May 08, 2017 10:09 am

..... a boat mechanic, gunsmith, taxidermist, owns her own fishing boat, and ranch for hunting. :biggrinjester:
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Postby Pawpaw » Mon May 08, 2017 12:03 pm

Jusme wrote:..... a boat mechanic, gunsmith, taxidermist, owns her own fishing boat, and ranch for hunting. :biggrinjester:

"Send picture of boat."
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Re: My Ideal Woman

Postby Abraham » Mon May 08, 2017 12:55 pm

Pawpaw,

You made me chortle out loud and one of my critters is doing the puzzled/head cocked while looking at me...look.

Anyway, thanks for the laugh.

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Re: My Ideal Woman

Postby Pawpaw » Mon May 08, 2017 12:57 pm

:tiphat:
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Re: My Ideal Woman

Postby RossA » Mon May 08, 2017 1:34 pm

If she brewed her own beer, that would be icing on the cake. :anamatedbanana :cheers2:
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Postby Flightmare » Mon May 08, 2017 3:18 pm

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Postby Take Down Sicko » Mon May 08, 2017 6:43 pm

If she reloads thats a plus.


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Re: My Ideal Woman

Postby Ed4032 » Tue May 09, 2017 10:07 am

If you find her, let me know if she has a sister...
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