If you're going to pass out on trunk of a car, make sure it's Carl's car

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If you're going to pass out on trunk of a car, make sure it's Carl's car

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WOW! He must be a smooth and "careful" driver who makes no sudden turns and accelerates gently!!
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I guess Carl, never checks his rearview mirror. :smilelol5:
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Y'all ever have someone stick one of those printed advertisements under your windshield wiper, and not notice until you were already driving away? You know you should pull over and take it off, but you're in a hurry and think, "heck, i'm going to let the wind take it, or else get it when I stop next". That was probably the case here with Carl.
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People are always passing out on Carl's car. This is normal operating behavior for Carl!
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In my younger days, I once fell asleep in the back seat of my cousin's car under a bunch of coats (small house and the party was ongoing, so it was the only place to get some sleep). I about gave him a heart attack when I sat up while he was driving his girlfriend home later that evening.

But falling asleep "on" the car takes things to a whole 'nuther level.

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karder wrote:Y'all ever have someone stick one of those printed advertisements under your windshield wiper, and not notice until you were already driving away? You know you should pull over and take it off, but you're in a hurry and think, "heck, i'm going to let the wind take it, or else get it when I stop next". That was probably the case here with Carl.
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Soccerdad1995 wrote:In my younger days, I once fell asleep in the back seat of my cousin's car under a bunch of coats (small house and the party was ongoing, so it was the only place to get some sleep). I about gave him a heart attack when I sat up while he was driving his girlfriend home later that evening.

But falling asleep "on" the car takes things to a whole 'nuther level.

I about died laughing at this!
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