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Rube Goldberg naming contest

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Ok, so no prizes except the :hurry: of your fellow members.

I had a co-worker one time who could to a Rue Goldberg on naming things. For example he described himself as Vertically, folllically and pigment free.. Basically a short fat balding white man...

Anyway, I was trying to come up with a description if someone asks what is that bulge under your shirt. ( I know this has been discussed on what you would say, so please... this is just for fun so no need to expand on that part of the conversation).

Anyway, I was thinking something like this is my directed, controlled lead slinging device.

Again.. Just something fun to do...

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Velocity focused, medium volume, plumbum injection apparatus

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I'm less creative:

Colostomy bag.

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Snowflake discomfort zone.
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Freedom.
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Why not call it what it is: a life saving tool of last resort.

If y'all "bulging", it kind of defeats the purposed of "concealed" carry. It ain't called cover carry for a reason.

;-)

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imkopaka wrote:Snowflake discomfort zone.
So far my favorite
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This isn't original, I saw it somewhere a few years ago …

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Mine is an 'Emergency Ventilator'.
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montgomery wrote:Why not call it what it is: a life saving tool of last resort.

If y'all "bulging", it kind of defeats the purposed of "concealed" carry. It ain't called cover carry for a reason.

;-)
Yeah, because it's not cover unless it will stop a bullet. :mrgreen:
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Remote hole punch.
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I'm just glad to see you!

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flechero wrote:I'm less creative:

Colostomy bag.
Lol, that’s what I was thinking when I read the OP. I would add “You wana see?”
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