Rube Goldberg naming contest
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Rube Goldberg naming contest
Ok, so no prizes except the of your fellow members.
I had a co-worker one time who could to a Rue Goldberg on naming things. For example he described himself as Vertically, folllically and pigment free.. Basically a short fat balding white man...
Anyway, I was trying to come up with a description if someone asks what is that bulge under your shirt. ( I know this has been discussed on what you would say, so please... this is just for fun so no need to expand on that part of the conversation).
Anyway, I was thinking something like this is my directed, controlled lead slinging device.
Again.. Just something fun to do...
I had a co-worker one time who could to a Rue Goldberg on naming things. For example he described himself as Vertically, folllically and pigment free.. Basically a short fat balding white man...
Anyway, I was trying to come up with a description if someone asks what is that bulge under your shirt. ( I know this has been discussed on what you would say, so please... this is just for fun so no need to expand on that part of the conversation).
Anyway, I was thinking something like this is my directed, controlled lead slinging device.
Again.. Just something fun to do...
Re: Rube Goldberg naming contest
Velocity focused, medium volume, plumbum injection apparatus
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Re: Rube Goldberg naming contest
I'm less creative:
Colostomy bag.
Colostomy bag.
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Snowflake discomfort zone.
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Freedom.
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Re: Rube Goldberg naming contest
Why not call it what it is: a life saving tool of last resort.
If y'all "bulging", it kind of defeats the purposed of "concealed" carry. It ain't called cover carry for a reason.
If y'all "bulging", it kind of defeats the purposed of "concealed" carry. It ain't called cover carry for a reason.
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So far my favoriteimkopaka wrote:Snowflake discomfort zone.
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Re: Rube Goldberg naming contest
This isn't original, I saw it somewhere a few years ago …
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Re: Rube Goldberg naming contest
Mine is an 'Emergency Ventilator'.
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Re: Rube Goldberg naming contest
Yeah, because it's not cover unless it will stop a bullet.montgomery wrote:Why not call it what it is: a life saving tool of last resort.
If y'all "bulging", it kind of defeats the purposed of "concealed" carry. It ain't called cover carry for a reason.
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Remote hole punch.
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And the firepower to make a difference.
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Re: Rube Goldberg naming contest
Lol, that’s what I was thinking when I read the OP. I would add “You wana see?”flechero wrote:I'm less creative:
Colostomy bag.