Alexa for Southerners

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Alexa for Southerners

Postby bblhd672 » Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:43 am

We protect our banks, celebrities, and politicians with guns. We protect our children with… signs.

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Re: Alexa for Southerners

Postby TxRVer » Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:56 am

Gotta get me one of them things.
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Re: Alexa for Southerners

Postby The Annoyed Man » Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:09 pm

I wondered when they were going to come out with that model. The model for old people is hilarious.
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Re: Alexa for Southerners

Postby Keith B » Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:06 pm

One that may finally work for me!! :thumbs2:

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Re: Alexa for Southerners

Postby RPBrown » Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:06 pm

Love it. Gotta get one
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Re: Alexa for Southerners

Postby Abraham » Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:44 pm

Yeah, I know this is a parody, but I wouldn't have anything like that in my home.

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Re: Alexa for Southerners

Postby Syntyr » Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:15 pm

Alexa Silver edition:

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Re: Alexa for Southerners

Postby TreyHouston » Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:42 pm

Ya, not as good as the SNL one. Man, i hate that show now.
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Re: Alexa for Southerners

Postby Pawpaw » Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:57 pm

:iagree:

Now it's more like "Saturday Night Liver". I hate liver.
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Re: Alexa for Southerners

Postby AndyC » Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:09 am

Now we need elevators that understand Scots accents :)
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Re: Alexa for Southerners

Postby spectre » Sun Feb 04, 2018 5:14 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:I wondered when they were going to come out with that model. The model for old people is hilarious.

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