My super secret bug-out retreat for the Zombie Apocalypse would be best. We have redundant, renewable power sources & water supplies; stored food and fuel, etc. We also have non-hybrid seeds and livestock and a working dairy. Machine shops, weapons and ammo caches, etc. Too bad I can't tell her where it is.
Oh, so YOU’RE my new neighbor! Welcome to TEOTWAWKI Acres! Be sure to leave a bottle of Glen Levitt or Jack’s Old No.7 up against your air vent pipe for the roving patrols on Christmas. They surely do appreciate it. They’ll even waterboard any intruders for free for you......and if you leave some snacks with the booze, they’ll even use diesel instead of water.
Oh we have some grand times there. Like, on the 4th of July, we have a contest were the braver kids stab zombies with lit sparklers, and then we gather in the tree tops to watch the zombies chase each other all over the place. The betting on which will be the last one standing gets quite spirited, and there’s a number of side bets on whether or not one of the sparkling zombies will catch so and so’s tree on fire while they’re still in it.