A Pennsylvania school district said it will arm 500 school teachers with baseball bats in response to the Parkland, Fla., school shooting, Erie News Now reported.
Hall said the district — which sits on the Lake Erie coast, conducted an online survey to gauge feeling on arming teachers in the classroom. He told the paper that “70 percent to 30 percent” would favor the move, but the district is “not really actively planning that right now.”
70 to 30 percent favor arming teachers? I have never seen anyone quote a poll with such a wide range. And they want teachers to bring bats to a gunfight. You can't make this up! Truth is stranger than fiction.