My Ideal Woman
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My Ideal Woman
A little bit off topic, but here goes: If I created a profile on one of the singles web sites, it would be something like this: Looking for politically conservative retired nurse who specialized in gastroenterology, who also has a concealed handgun license and preferably owns and carries a SIG P320 Subcompact or "Baby Glock" every day. and who likes my cooking, or is a good cook herself. Must enjoy cuddling and my sense of humor.
SIGFan43
Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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If you are going that far, why not require that she own some rural property with a nice range (with steel to 500yds or more) and a private trophy bass lake??
Re: My Ideal Woman
That would be something to think about for sure.
SIGFan43
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Re: My Ideal Woman
..... a boat mechanic, gunsmith, taxidermist, owns her own fishing boat, and ranch for hunting.
Take away the Second first, and the First is gone in a second
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"Send picture of boat."Jusme wrote:..... a boat mechanic, gunsmith, taxidermist, owns her own fishing boat, and ranch for hunting.
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. - John Adams
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Pawpaw,
You made me chortle out loud and one of my critters is doing the puzzled/head cocked while looking at me...look.
Anyway, thanks for the laugh.
You made me chortle out loud and one of my critters is doing the puzzled/head cocked while looking at me...look.
Anyway, thanks for the laugh.
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Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. - John Adams
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Re: My Ideal Woman
If she brewed her own beer, that would be icing on the cake.
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In times of danger, not before.
The danger gone, the trouble righted,
God's forgotten, the soldier slighted.
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The danger gone, the trouble righted,
God's forgotten, the soldier slighted.
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Deplorable lunatic since 2016
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If she reloads thats a plus.
Re: My Ideal Woman
If you find her, let me know if she has a sister...
Gun control is like stopping drunk driving by making it harder for sober people to drive.
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