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by Vol Texan
Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:36 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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Re: Trying something out

bigity wrote:That's the worst haiku ever ;)
My favorite haiku:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
by Vol Texan
Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:05 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Trying something out
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Views: 62612

Re: Trying something out

Dadtodabone wrote:
sjfcontrol wrote:Eleven plus two = twelve plus one

Debit card = bad credit

???
Anagrams
Mother-in Law = Woman Hitler
Funeral = Real Fun
More anagrams

Some are on-target (Jennifer Aniston: Fine In Torn Jeans) and others are way, way off (Ronald Reagan: Insane Anglo Warlord), but all have a bit of humor.

PRESBYTERIAN: Best In Prayer
ASTRONOMER: Moon Starer
DESPERATION: A Rope Ends It
THE EYES: They See
GEORGE BUSH: He Bugs Gore
THE MORSE CODE: Here Come Dots
DORMITORY: Dirty Room
SLOT MACHINES: Cash Lost In Me
ANIMOSITY: Is No Amity
ELECTION RESULTS: Lies-Let's Recount
SNOOZE ALARMS: Alas-No More Z's
A DECIMAL POINT: I'm A Dot In Place
CLINT EASTWOOD: Old West Action
MICROSOFT WINDOWS: Sown In Discomfort
THE TITANIC DISASTER: Death, It Starts In Ice
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: Creep Brings Tunes
DAVID LETTERMAN: Nerd Amid Late TV
LAXATIVE: Exit Lava
STATUE OF LIBERTY: Built To Stay Free
EVANGELIST: Evil's Agent
DANCING WITH THE STARS: Winners Had Tight Acts
YEAR TWO THOUSAND: A Year To Shut Down
CHRISTMAS: Trims Cash
A GENTLEMAN: Elegant Man
LISTEN: Silent
GARBAGE MAN: Bag Manager
A DOMESTICATED ANIMAL: Docile, As A Man Tamed It
A SHOPLIFTER: Has To Pilfer
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE: I'll Make A Wise Phrase
WAITRESS: A Stew, Sir?
ACHIEVEMENTS: Nice, Save Them
WESTERN UNION: No Wire Unsent
JENNIFER ANISTON: Fine In Torn Jeans
PRINCESS DIANA: End Is A Car Spin
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD: Thus, Be A Bad Deviant
CONFESSIONAL: On Scale Of Sin
SPICE GIRLS: Pig Slices
SHERLOCK HOLMES: He'll Mesh Crooks
CONVERSATION: Voices Rant On
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: Attaineth Its Cause, Freedom
SHOWER TIME: Where Moist
GEOLOGIST: Go Get Oils
ACTOR SYLVESTER STALLONE: Very Cool Talentless Star
A TELESCOPE: To See Place
SNOOZE ALARMS: Alas! No More Z's
HOWARD STERN: Retard Shown
GENE SIMMONS: Immense Song
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: I’m A Jerk But Listen
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS: Fascinating, No Scars
JAY LENO: Enjoy L.A.
CLOTHESPINS: So Let's Pinch
BARBIE DOLL: Liberal Bod
MADONNA LOUISE CICCONE: One Cool Dance Musician
TOM CRUISE: So I'm Cuter
PRE-CALCULUS: Call Up Curse
FUNERAL: Real Fun
FLAMETHROWER: Oh, Felt Warmer
RONALD WILSON REAGAN: Insane Anglo Warlord
HOT WATER: Worth Tea
THE COUNTRY SIDE: No City Dust Here
MARGARET THATCHER: That Great Charmer
GOODBYE: Obey God
DARLING I LOVE YOU: Avoiding Our Yell

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