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by parabelum
Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:26 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Bearding
Replies: 46
Views: 2656

Re: Bearding

cheezit wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
ELB wrote:AFROTC was indeed followed by nearly 23 years in the USAF, and now when I let it grow out, somehow it has turned white and a two day stubble ends up giving me the "homeless" look. :grumble
I'll tell you what though.... if it will still grow in nice and thick in 4 weeks, you really owe it to yourself to grow it out at least once. After I grew mine out, teenagers starting jumping to open doors for me and treating me with great deference, dogs and cats seem to love me, little kids stare at me wide-eyed while ask them if they have been good little boys and girls, and make Santa jokes to their parents, who wink and go along with it. Young couples hang on my every word of marriage wisdom like I was Solomon himself. Beautiful young women suddenly started treating me like I am their sainted old Papaw. My grandkids love to play with it. Heck, after the first couple of weeks, it doesn't even itch anymore. There just isn't a down side. :lol:

There is one down side.
All the food that gets stuck in it.
Not at all. That's strategic measure to ensure uninterrupted nourishment during zombie apocalypse.
by parabelum
Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:15 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Bearding
Replies: 46
Views: 2656

Re: Bearding

Since I grew my beard out, I also noticed that my shooting has improved drastically. My truck gets better fuel mileage, and my tractor seems to run better too.
by parabelum
Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:40 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Bearding
Replies: 46
Views: 2656

Re: Bearding

I keep mine about this length. Mrs parabelum is on board with this length. Any longer and she tells me that I'm between jihad and homeless :???: look.

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