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by Abraham
Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:41 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: UK: 3 Londoners killed or seriously injured by knife crime every day.
Replies: 49
Views: 3618

Re: UK: 3 Londoners killed or seriously injured by knife crime every day.

Serrano peppers?

OK, but Ghost peppers are a lot stronger, but maybe they weren't available?
by Abraham
Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:17 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: UK: 3 Londoners killed or seriously injured by knife crime every day.
Replies: 49
Views: 3618

Re: UK: 3 Londoners killed or seriously injured by knife crime every day.

Wait, wait...the whole country is pulling a "Monty Python" skit.

They're snickering at our naivete...because we refuse to see their British humor of their silliness.

Honestly, no one is that sincerely stupid without the need of a lot of psycho tropic drugs, therapy (perhaps the temporary, but ugly necessity of a straitjacket) and maybe a lot of lemming-like leaping off the wide variety of cliffs in jolly old England and the other places like Wales, Ireland, etc...because in the unlikely event, they actually mean this knife business they're all bonkers and may as well do themselves a favor and leap...
by Abraham
Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:06 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: UK: 3 Londoners killed or seriously injured by knife crime every day.
Replies: 49
Views: 3618

Re: UK: 3 Londoners killed or seriously injured by knife crime every day.

What next?

Rocks?

Which of course will make as much sense as banning knives.

What about forks?

Not just standard eating size forks, but holy makel andy, how bout them steroid big scary bbq forks?

an an what about old boards with nails in em, an an tree branches, sharp pointy tree branches or big, heavy round ones, oh man, we're all doomed and soon too.
by Abraham
Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:36 am
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: UK: 3 Londoners killed or seriously injured by knife crime every day.
Replies: 49
Views: 3618

Re: UK: 3 Londoners killed or seriously injured by knife crime every day.

Satire?

Has to be.

Akin to Monty Python because no one's that stupid...

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