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Sven and Ole were Minnesota neighbors.

One day Sven looked over into Ole's yard to see that he
had put up a big sign on his front lawn, facing the street.

It said "Boat for Sale." The sign was in front of his old '89 Ford
F-150, with his used snowblower in the bed of it.

Now Sven knew for sure that Ole had never had a boat.

So when he went out to chat with Ole, he said to him
"Ole, you don't even have a boat. Why do you have
that sign there?"

Ole replied - Because they're boat for sale!!

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Two avid fishermen from Alabama had fished every lake in Alabama
and were looking for something unique to do.

"You know those Yankees in Minnesota do that ice fishing all winter.
Let's go up there and fish that way to see what's it all about."

So in mid-winter they drove to Minnesota with all their fishing gear,
stopped at a bait shop near the lake, and picked up some bait and 2 ice
picks to make the hole.

Hours later they returned to the bait shop. The man who ran the store asked
them if they had caught any fish yet.

The Alabama guys: Any fish yet? Heck, no, we haven't even got the boat in
the water yet!!