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by surprise_i'm_armed
Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:14 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
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Re: Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris was on the Titanic, the iceberg would have gotten out of the way.

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by surprise_i'm_armed
Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
Replies: 132
Views: 16747

Re: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

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by surprise_i'm_armed
Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:50 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
Replies: 132
Views: 16747

Re: Chuck Norris

Interesting fact for non-flyboys, in order to explain that only Chuck Norris can land on runway 37:

The numbers of runways are always 1 or 2 numerals in length. Add a zero to the 1 or 2 digit runway ID, and you have the directional orientation of the runway, based on 360 degrees in a circle.

Opposite ends of a runway will always be "18" different from one another, since 18 + a zero = 180 = the opposite.

So, runway 9 would = 90 degrees = east.
While the opposite end would be runway 27 = 270 = west.

So runway 37 can't exist since there are only 360 degrees in a circle which defines direction.

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by surprise_i'm_armed
Sun May 05, 2019 4:33 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
Replies: 132
Views: 16747

Re: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris went to a feminists convention.
He came back with his shirt ironed and his favorite sandwich.

When Chuck Norris jumps in the lake, he doesn't get wet.
The lake gets Chucked.

Chuck Norris routinely pays for things with $9 bills. The cashiers never complain.

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