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by sjfcontrol
Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:09 am
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Re: Trying something out

His last post was 27 Nov 2016 15:04
by sjfcontrol
Sun May 17, 2015 11:21 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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Re: Trying something out

gigag04 wrote:One of the best threads I ever started.
One of? List another that went for this long.
by sjfcontrol
Sun May 17, 2015 8:24 am
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Re: Trying something out

Thread -- I resurrect thee!

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by sjfcontrol
Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:09 pm
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Re: Trying something out

Hindenburg wrote:TURTLE POWER!
You left out teenage, mutant and ninja.
by sjfcontrol
Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:34 am
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Tortoise

Have you ever sniffed a tortoise,
Or tasted one that's fried?
Of course you might have said you did,
But then you might have lied.
by sjfcontrol
Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:14 am
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Topic: Trying something out
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Re: Trying something out

Dadtodabone wrote:
sjfcontrol wrote:Eleven plus two = twelve plus one

Debit card = bad credit

???
Anagrams
Mother-in Law = Woman Hitler
Funeral = Real Fun
Ding, Ding, Ding :mrgreen:
by sjfcontrol
Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:52 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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Re: Trying something out

Eleven plus two = twelve plus one

Debit card = bad credit

???
by sjfcontrol
Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:35 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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Re: Trying something out

Blindref757 wrote:Walter White is dead. Just Saying!
So some might believe...
by sjfcontrol
Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:28 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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Re: Trying something out

WildBill wrote:
Heisenberg wrote:I heard he just pretended to sign up because the system was not considered secure enough.
I was wondering about the uncertainty of your location. Are you more certain now than when you joined the forum?
Don't hassle the blue-meth cook.
by sjfcontrol
Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:19 pm
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Re: Trying something out

jmra wrote:
WildBill wrote:
RogueUSMC wrote:I had to go back to page one and figure out what they were trying out...
I had to go to page one and still couldn't figure it out. :mrgreen:
:iagree: Romo is out for the season.

Obama purchased Obamacare today.
by sjfcontrol
Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:22 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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Re: Trying something out

Jumping Frog wrote:I am sitting in McDonald's reading an article and laughing so hard that I had unsweet tea spitting out my nose and people looking at me.

Gotta read this:

Neighborhood Hazard (Or: Why the Cops Won't Patrol Brice Street)
A worthy resurrection for this thread! :smilelol5:
by sjfcontrol
Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:17 pm
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Soooo... If shelled means without shells, why wouldn't salted mean without salt?

To say nothing of assaulted peanuts.
by sjfcontrol
Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:33 am
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Re: Trying something out

WildBill wrote:
sjfcontrol wrote:
WildBill wrote:
gigag04 wrote:Anybody wanna peanut
In the shell, roasted and salted.
:drool:
Which reminds me. Is a "shelled" peanut IN the shell, or has it had the shell removed?
And how do they get the salt on the peanut while it's still in the shell? :headscratch
A "shelled" peanut has been removed from the shell. Kind of like a "shucked" osyter. :mrgreen:

The raw peanuts are soaked in brine before they are roasted.
Now see, you've taken all the mystery out of it! :cryin
by sjfcontrol
Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:19 am
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Topic: Trying something out
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Re: Trying something out

WildBill wrote:
gigag04 wrote:Anybody wanna peanut
In the shell, roasted and salted.
:drool:
Which reminds me. Is a "shelled" peanut IN the shell, or has it had the shell removed?
And how do they get the salt on the peanut while it's still in the shell? :headscratch
by sjfcontrol
Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:35 pm
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Re: Trying something out

I always liked this one...


'Twas midnight on the ocean,                Her children all were orphans,
Not a streetcar was in sight,                   Except one a tiny tot,
So I stepped into a cigar store                 Who had a home across the way
To ask them for a light.                        Above a vacant lot.

The man behind the counter                  As I gazed through the oaken door
Was a woman, old and gray,                  A whale went drifting by,
Who used to peddle doughnuts                Its six legs hanging in the air,
On the road to Mandalay.                        So I kissed her goodbye.

She said "Good morning, stranger",          This story has a morale
Her eyes were dry with tears,                   As you can plainly see,
As she put her head between her feet    Don't mix your gin with whiskey
And stood that way for years.                   On the deep and dark blue sea.
               -- Midnight On The Ocean

:biggrinjester:

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