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by OldSchool
Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:57 pm
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Re: Trying something out

RttlTrap wrote:You can call me Al
My name is Raymond J. Johnson, Jr.
Now you can call me Ray,
or you can call me J,
or you can call me Johnny,
or you can call me Sonny,
or you can call me Junie,
or you can call me Junior;
now you can call me Ray J,
or you can call me RJ,
or you can call me RJJ,
or you can call me RJJ Jr.
but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson!

Bill Saluga (you had to hear it to get the full enjoyment).
by OldSchool
Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:47 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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VoiceofReason wrote:Going to work this morning and some guy was doing the speed limit on the freeway without his hazard lights on. ;-)
That was me, sorry. I wasn't paying attention....
by OldSchool
Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:17 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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RttlTrap wrote:A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
I'll bite: Why? :headscratch
by OldSchool
Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:28 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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apostate wrote:Image
Yup, that's an droid, sure 'nuff.
by OldSchool
Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:22 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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USA1 wrote:This thread is like a cheesy movie. It's so bad you can't stop watching.
Glad you could join in!
by OldSchool
Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:10 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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paulhailes wrote:
loadedliberal wrote:
paulhailes wrote:
loadedliberal wrote:can someone make this a sticky this is pure gold
I got some glue, would that help?
not with gold, too heavy
But it says its Texas CHL Forum approved gold glue.
Ummm... it's not gold, it's brass. Probably left it in the polisher way too long....
by OldSchool
Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:50 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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sjfcontrol wrote:
gigag04 wrote: This dialogue is off topic. I request moderation.
Moderation in all things is good -- Does that help?
Except chocolate sundaes -- or is it chocolates on Sunday -- or,

oh, shoot.... :headscratch
by OldSchool
Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:12 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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sjfcontrol wrote:
USA1 wrote:
gigag04 wrote:So I had this thought that any post, regardless of how stupid it is, has the potential to yield multiple replies and to spawn all sorts of side discussions.

This is my way of testing that thought.
It'll never work. :smash:
Not in 30 pages!
It's certainly not worth the bandwidth. :rules:
by OldSchool
Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:28 pm
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RttlTrap wrote:
i8godzilla wrote:
gigag04 wrote:How about Cory Morrow?
I'm a bigger fan of Vic Morrow.
Bone Morrow is important.
We got all the important news from Edward R. Morrow! :lol:
by OldSchool
Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:03 pm
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RttlTrap wrote:What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cannot derive velocity from airspeed, which requires a triple-loop overhand integration, with a cube root of the color at that moment.
by OldSchool
Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:12 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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WildBill wrote:
loadedliberal wrote:
WildBill wrote:
VoiceofReason wrote:Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday. :evil2:
But yesterday's gone.
Which leads to the question if one second from now is the future and I typed that in the past what is the present. :headscratch
Now?
No, the present would be a faster keyboard.... :smilelol5:
by OldSchool
Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:19 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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sjfcontrol wrote:
OldSchool wrote: 24 hours, last I heard, but the BLS may change the rules.
Not sure what the BLS is, but it's only 24 hours at midnight. Therefore tomorrow comes right soon!
Bureau of Lies and -- uh,sorry :oops: -- Labor Statistics.

The folks who give a number one week, then always revise it -- and always worse -- the next week. :shock:

So, it wouldn't be surprising if they said a day was 24 hours, then later said it was really 23.5.... :evil2:
by OldSchool
Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:43 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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RttlTrap wrote:To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

- Macbeth
We re-watched Much Ado About Nothing (Branaugh) a couple nights ago. Shakespeare never gets old, and always has something to teach!

Unfortunately for me, he put a small joke in every line. Gets me in some real trouble with other patrons when we go to a live performance of a tragedy.... :evil2:
by OldSchool
Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:40 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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sjfcontrol wrote:
WildBill wrote:]But, tomorrow is a long time.
How long?
(It'll be here before you know it!)
24 hours, last I heard, but the BLS may change the rules.
by OldSchool
Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:35 pm
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Topic: Trying something out
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Re: Trying something out

RttlTrap wrote:So I just picked up a .380. Should I carry JHP or FMJ?
Don't be hijacking the thread, now.
However, from what I've heard about .380, have you considered incendiary?

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