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by cheezit
Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:15 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Bearding
Replies: 56
Views: 4241

Re: Bearding

The Annoyed Man wrote:
parabelum wrote:
cheezit wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
ELB wrote:AFROTC was indeed followed by nearly 23 years in the USAF, and now when I let it grow out, somehow it has turned white and a two day stubble ends up giving me the "homeless" look. :grumble
I'll tell you what though.... if it will still grow in nice and thick in 4 weeks, you really owe it to yourself to grow it out at least once. After I grew mine out, teenagers starting jumping to open doors for me and treating me with great deference, dogs and cats seem to love me, little kids stare at me wide-eyed while ask them if they have been good little boys and girls, and make Santa jokes to their parents, who wink and go along with it. Young couples hang on my every word of marriage wisdom like I was Solomon himself. Beautiful young women suddenly started treating me like I am their sainted old Papaw. My grandkids love to play with it. Heck, after the first couple of weeks, it doesn't even itch anymore. There just isn't a down side. :lol:
There is one down side.
All the food that gets stuck in it.
Not at all. That's strategic measure to ensure uninterrupted nourishment during zombie apocalypse.
Exactly..... I'm just saving it for later. :mrgreen:
Also the amount of mustache hair I have most likly consumed, but the left over food in it incress it's nutritional value
by cheezit
Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:15 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Bearding
Replies: 56
Views: 4241

Re: Bearding

The Annoyed Man wrote:
ELB wrote:AFROTC was indeed followed by nearly 23 years in the USAF, and now when I let it grow out, somehow it has turned white and a two day stubble ends up giving me the "homeless" look. :grumble
I'll tell you what though.... if it will still grow in nice and thick in 4 weeks, you really owe it to yourself to grow it out at least once. After I grew mine out, teenagers starting jumping to open doors for me and treating me with great deference, dogs and cats seem to love me, little kids stare at me wide-eyed while ask them if they have been good little boys and girls, and make Santa jokes to their parents, who wink and go along with it. Young couples hang on my every word of marriage wisdom like I was Solomon himself. Beautiful young women suddenly started treating me like I am their sainted old Papaw. My grandkids love to play with it. Heck, after the first couple of weeks, it doesn't even itch anymore. There just isn't a down side. :lol:

There is one down side.
All the food that gets stuck in it.
by cheezit
Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:02 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Bearding
Replies: 56
Views: 4241

Re: Bearding

Currently around 7" of beard now. Lots of conditioner, I most likly use more then the wife does.

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