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- Tue Apr 18, 2017 12:48 pm
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I remember the first poop diaper we changed, the day we brought our oldest home from the hospital. Baby was fussy, clearly uncomfortable, so, wife and I put the baby on the changing table and open up the diaper. Baby gets this curious expression and lets go a stream of liquid black tar that went on long enough for us to be concerned about losing too much volume. Wife and I must have screamed WHOooooooA! loud enough for the grandparents to hear us in the garage. MIL yells up from the bottom of the stairs "Is everything ok?"... Wife and I were laughing too hard to respond.
Wife and I must have screamed WHOooooooA! loud enough for the grandparents to hear us in the garage. MIL yells up from the bottom of the stairs "Is everything ok?"... Wife and I were laughing too hard to respond.- Tue Apr 18, 2017 12:42 pm
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Firefighter? And you didn't take the bed outside and turn on your hose?crazy2medic wrote:When my daughter was little she figured out how to remove her diapers, well i can hear her joyfully giggling and making happy noises, know this bodes badly I do the daddy dodge and tell my wife to go check on the baby, shortly there after I hear my wife hollering for assistance, so i get up and hustle to the nursery, there stands my daughter poop diaper in hand, poo all over herself, some on the wall, and all over the jenny lind bed (lots of spindles and crevices) being the fast thinking firefighter trained in emergency mitigation, i quickly tell my wife i'll clean the baby you take the baby bed. Grabbed my daughter and headed for the shower, held her while i rinsed us both, put her in a nice clean diaper and cotton jumper and we were watching tv before my wife hardly was started on the baby bed! I won't say what the wife called me this being a family friendly forum!
- Mon Apr 17, 2017 12:56 pm
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Me too... No problem.parabelum wrote:warnmar10 wrote:I can't say I enjoyed it but I am/was proficient at it.
Many diapers under my belt here
Dudes in those clips are amateurs.
In my day, I could sling a diaper on/off in under 2 minutes. Full service with powder as needed
Glad to be well past that phase.
I was a championship swaddler too.
