Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

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Porch Pirate Breaks Ankle

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Post by JakeTheSnake » Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:05 am

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
Maybe there some pain killers in the looted packages.
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Post by eureka40 » Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:49 am

Karma strikes!!
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Post by OneGun » Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:57 am

I hope the police catch them. That medicine could be very expensive and hard to replace.
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Post by cmgee67 » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:52 am

That thing looked broke! Thieves these days Must have less brain cells than normal because everyone has cameras now. It’s so cheap to get good quality cameras compared to what it used to be.

I hope that the homeowner didn’t loose something that they really needed that day. I can’t stand people who steal. Get a job and quit stealing the stuff others have worked hard for.
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Post by JakeTheSnake » Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:35 pm

Probably turn around and sue the homeowner.

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Post by Charles L. Cotton » Mon Jan 29, 2018 3:48 pm

cmgee67 wrote:That thing looked broke!
Yep, it looked really nasty!

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Post by apostate » Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:21 pm

One news report says the cooler contained medicine worth $5k so that would be a State Jail Felony in Texas, right?
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Post by LDB415 » Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:13 pm

Too bad it was an ankle and not her neck.
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Post by ninjabread » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:58 pm

I was rooting for him to slip and break something while picking her up, and for the cops to come and find them both lying there. :evil2:

I hope the local hospitals are keeping a watch for her and drop a dime if she comes in. I also hope the medicine is recovered but bottom feeders like that probably threw out the drugs if it was chemotherapy instead of oxycodone or medical marijuana.
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Post by dino9832 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:49 pm

Oh man, that was hilarious! I spent a whole Saturday morning on youtube once watching porch pirating gone wrong..lol.
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Post by bblhd672 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:21 pm

ninjabread wrote:I was rooting for him to slip and break something while picking her up, and for the cops to come and find them both lying there. :evil2:
Me too. Hoping on him getting a herniated disk from picking up his wildebeast. Would have been nice to watch them both laying in pain until the police showed up.

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Post by Jeff B. » Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:00 pm

JakeTheSnake wrote:Probably turn around and sue the homeowner.
It wouldn't be a surprise in this day. I don't know anything about Washington's liability laws, but if it's in the coastal area, they are very liberal adn would probably see fit to hold the homeowner responsible for the thief's injuries.

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Post by Cheapsk8 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:39 pm

Have not looked for the actual report but my wife told me they found the couple

Went and looked it up and found this. http://komonews.com/news/local/suspecte ... l-arrested
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Post by MechAg94 » Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:45 pm

Cheapsk8 wrote:Have not looked for the actual report but my wife told me they found the couple

Went and looked it up and found this. http://komonews.com/news/local/suspecte ... l-arrested
Good to hear they caught them.

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Post by JustSomeOldGuy » Thu Feb 01, 2018 7:21 pm

A witness later told detectives they noted the pair driving through the neighborhood and had captured their license plate, according to the police report.
Ahh, the joys of a suspicious nature and good situational awareness........ :biggrinjester:
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