Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems

[OneGun]

Felony Flatulence??

[Keith B]

Wonder if bodily functions count as a chemical means?

Sec. 42.01. DISORDERLY CONDUCT. (a) A person commits an offense if he intentionally or knowingly:

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(3) creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place;

[Maxwell]

I tell my wife that it is my super power. I think she is jealous. Her super power is the ability to read my mind and finish my sentences. I think mine is more powerful.

I just smile, and my wife cusses me and leaves the room.

[03Lightningrocks]

I have laid a gas cloud or two in a grocery store isle. But I always retreat before getting caught.

[jason812]

I have laid a gas cloud or two in a grocery store isle. But I always retreat before getting caught.

The best thing is to do that with your wife and leave so if someone walks up, they think she did it. It's very funny, at least for me.

[03Lightningrocks]

I have laid a gas cloud or two in a grocery store isle. But I always retreat before getting caught.

The best thing is to do that with your wife and leave so if someone walks up, they think she did it. It's very funny, at least for me.