Purchasing a handgun.

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Purchasing a handgun.

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Post by Mel » Wed May 11, 2016 12:04 pm

Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.
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Post by casp625 » Wed May 11, 2016 12:19 pm

Mel wrote:Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.
All legal.

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Post by Daddio-on-patio » Wed May 11, 2016 12:21 pm

Because we can, should we? "rlol"
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Post by Mick22 » Wed May 11, 2016 12:44 pm

Combine all that with Self-loathing.


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Post by crazy2medic » Wed May 11, 2016 1:34 pm

Add a severe case of self destructive behavior!
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Post by Pariah3j » Wed May 11, 2016 1:42 pm

Add yourself to the prime suspect list for all robberies in the area that go down after that purchase.
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Post by parabelum » Wed May 11, 2016 1:45 pm

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Post by The Annoyed Man » Wed May 11, 2016 1:53 pm

Mel wrote:Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.
So, you were watching the rerun of Johnny Carson last night with George Carlin on, where that was one of Carlin's jokes? :lol:
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Post by Jusme » Wed May 11, 2016 2:18 pm

Mel wrote:Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.


You then need to inquire as to which banks have the most lax security systems, and fewest security guards. :smilelol5:
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Post by Mel » Wed May 11, 2016 2:49 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:
Mel wrote:Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.
So, you were watching the rerun of Johnny Carson last night with George Carlin on, where that was one of Carlin's jokes? :lol:
Guilty as charged!
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Post by Beiruty » Wed May 11, 2016 2:56 pm

Mel wrote:Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.
Are you going to learn to yell, "Allahu Akbar"? Or, are you going to learn the tricks of locksmith and art of unlocking large vaults?

All are legal.
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Post by The Annoyed Man » Wed May 11, 2016 3:01 pm

Mel wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Mel wrote:Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.
So, you were watching the rerun of Johnny Carson last night with George Carlin on, where that was one of Carlin's jokes? :lol:
Guilty as charged!
Ditto! That's become our ritual when we hit the rack at night. We've gotten so tired of Fallon/O'Brien/Et Al and their idiocy that we turn on the old tonight show, which really WAS a talk show, and watch the master of entertaining interviews speak with interesting guests.
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Post by Kkpsiknl » Wed May 11, 2016 3:07 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:
Mel wrote:Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.
So, you were watching the rerun of Johnny Carson last night with George Carlin on, where that was one of Carlin's jokes? :lol:
The antennatv channel?

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Post by The Annoyed Man » Wed May 11, 2016 3:08 pm

Kkpsiknl wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
Mel wrote:Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.
So, you were watching the rerun of Johnny Carson last night with George Carlin on, where that was one of Carlin's jokes? :lol:
The antennatv channel?
Yep.
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Post by Flightmare » Wed May 11, 2016 5:28 pm

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