Babylon Bee

[Flightmare]

[Rafe]

Hey, Uncle Joe is trying to tout Bidenomics while the average family is shelling out over $700 per month more for essentials than before he took office, so the must be Bidenathematics...that's the world where "we lose 93 million Americans to gun violence every day."

Oh my gosh! That means we'll all be dead in 3.6 days!

Also love him pulling out a Shure shotgun microphone. Gotta watch out for those cardioid patterns.

"Ghosts are scary enough without guns."

"This is a magazine... MAGA zine. Need I say more?"

[Grayling813]

Even worse than the politicians (and other morons) saying those things are the masses of people who believe them without questioning.

[philip964]

https://babylonbee.com/news/texans-stra ... y-of-jihad

Texans strangely unconcerned with “Global Day of Jihad”.

[srothstein]

https://babylonbee.com/news/texans-stra ... y-of-jihad

Texans strangely unconcerned with “Global Day of Jihad”.

I thought the Babylon Bee was supposed to be satire. This seemed like a straight observation of yesterday around my area.

[RoyGBiv]

https://babylonbee.com/news/texans-stra ... y-of-jihad

Texans strangely unconcerned with “Global Day of Jihad”.

I thought the Babylon Bee was supposed to be satire. This seemed like a straight observation of yesterday around my area.

[Paladin]

[philip964]

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-bi ... e-hostages

Sad.

[RoyGBiv]

Biden Announces He Has Secured Pinky Promise From Hamas Not To Use $100 Million For Terrorism

"That's the strongest promise there is," Biden reminded reporters who questioned him on the matter. "They even put sugar on top and said 'Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.' There is no stronger guarantee that this money will be put to good use helping innocent Palestinians instead of making homemade rockets to murder people with. It's all ok, folks!"

[03Lightningrocks]

Biden Announces He Has Secured Pinky Promise From Hamas Not To Use $100 Million For Terrorism

"That's the strongest promise there is," Biden reminded reporters who questioned him on the matter. "They even put sugar on top and said 'Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.' There is no stronger guarantee that this money will be put to good use helping innocent Palestinians instead of making homemade rockets to murder people with. It's all ok, folks!"

Where Biden screwed up is not making them swear on the graves of their dead parents.

[philip964]

https://babylonbee.com/news/80-years-af ... ize-london

Nazis finally seize London. Not a single shot was fired.

[The Annoyed Man]

[philip964]

https://babylonbee.com/news/laid-off-la ... t-for-food

laid-off-la-times-reporter-stands-on-street-corner-with-sign-that-reads-will-call-you-racist-for-food

https://x.com/thebabylonbee/status/1750 ... 42860?s=46

[The Annoyed Man]

…ALSO…

[Paladin]

Biden Cleverly Distracts From Civil War By Starting World War

Its funny because it's satire and true!