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Re: Trying something out

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Post by Dadtodabone » Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:20 pm

sjfcontrol wrote:Tortoise

Have you ever sniffed a tortoise,
Or tasted one that's fried?
Of course you might have said you did,
But then you might have lied.
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Re: Trying something out

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Post by bigity » Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:21 pm

That's the worst haiku ever ;)
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Re: Trying something out

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Post by Hindenburg » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:44 pm

TURTLE POWER!

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Re: Trying something out

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Post by sjfcontrol » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:09 pm

Hindenburg wrote:TURTLE POWER!
You left out teenage, mutant and ninja.
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Re: Trying something out

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Post by Vol Texan » Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:36 pm

bigity wrote:That's the worst haiku ever ;)
My favorite haiku:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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Re: Trying something out

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Post by Dadtodabone » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:38 am

Vol Texan wrote:
bigity wrote:That's the worst haiku ever ;)
My favorite haiku:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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You might like Tennessee Haiku
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Re: Trying something out

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Post by sjfcontrol » Sun May 17, 2015 8:24 am

Thread -- I resurrect thee!

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Re: Trying something out

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Post by timtheteacher » Sun May 17, 2015 8:49 am

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Re: Trying something out

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Post by Kkpsiknl » Sun May 17, 2015 12:05 pm

timtheteacher wrote:[ Image ]
And why did I just spend 30 minutes reading it?

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Re: Trying something out

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Post by gigag04 » Sun May 17, 2015 7:13 pm

One of the best threads I ever started.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

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Re: Trying something out

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Post by WildBill » Sun May 17, 2015 7:20 pm

gigag04 wrote:One of the best threads I ever started.
:iagree:
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Re: Trying something out

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Post by Kkpsiknl » Sun May 17, 2015 7:24 pm

Is it a race to see who can be last post before it gets closed? I'm so confused. Lmbo

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Re: Trying something out

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Post by The Annoyed Man » Sun May 17, 2015 8:35 pm

Roses are red......
Give me Liberty, or I'll get up and get it myself.—Hookalakah Meshobbab
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Re: Trying something out

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Post by WildBill » Sun May 17, 2015 8:36 pm

The Annoyed Man wrote:Roses are red......
Texas roses are yellow...
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Re: Trying something out

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Post by PaJ » Sun May 17, 2015 8:56 pm

I went to the grocery store today. I wanted a pack of precut chicken pieces. It was labeled "some assembly required". I didn't want to work that hard.

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