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What Your Toilet Paper Says About You

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:lol: ...my wife's the one who's too important to be bothered putting it on the roller...my son's the one who leaves us a slick corn cob...and I (a great surprise to all, I'm sure) am the first frame...one of my favorite exclamations upon coming out of the room at a friend or family's home is "All right!!! WHO'S THE UNDERROLLER?!!!"
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UGGGGHHHHHH !! the last frame ! :banghead:
having to share a couple bathrooms with up to 50 men offshore in the oil trash industry , few things make my blood pressure rise like that last pic :mad5
am i a freak for finding this to be a blatant show of disrespect for the great porcelain god ?
or am im just the first pic guy

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No lie, I am the bottom left photo guy. I said it.
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I am the first picture. It is so bad, I have been known to "fix" the direction of the roll in friends houses and even in public restrooms that don't have the weird "protected" holders. The toilet paper is designed to roll from over the top. Trust me on this...please. Everyone just give in do it my way. I promise, life will be so much better for you. :coolgleamA:
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"rlol" "rlol" "rlol"
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Thanks for posting. The 3rd option is going to save me lots of time over the next 50 years.

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Growing up, my family used the "under roller" method.

As I matured, I saw the error of that method and became an over roller.

It's made a world of difference. :-)

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03Lightningrocks wrote:I am the first picture. It is so bad, I have been known to "fix" the direction of the roll in friends houses and even in public restrooms that don't have the weird "protected" holders. The toilet paper is designed to roll from over the top. Trust me on this...please. Everyone just give in do it my way. I promise, life will be so much better for you. :coolgleamA:
I do the same thing at friend's houses, God help me.
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Kythas wrote:
03Lightningrocks wrote:I am the first picture. It is so bad, I have been known to "fix" the direction of the roll in friends houses and even in public restrooms that don't have the weird "protected" holders. The toilet paper is designed to roll from over the top. Trust me on this...please. Everyone just give in do it my way. I promise, life will be so much better for you. :coolgleamA:
I do the same thing at friend's houses, God help me.
I've been guilty of the same thing! "rlol" "rlol"
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If no one like you and steal your toilet paper use, water!


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Itnkrman wrote:
Kythas wrote:
03Lightningrocks wrote:I am the first picture. It is so bad, I have been known to "fix" the direction of the roll in friends houses and even in public restrooms that don't have the weird "protected" holders. The toilet paper is designed to roll from over the top. Trust me on this...please. Everyone just give in do it my way. I promise, life will be so much better for you. :coolgleamA:
I do the same thing at friend's houses, God help me.
I've been guilty of the same thing! "rlol" "rlol"
You guys are a bunch of weirdos. If I saw that at a friend's house, I would shun them and immediately cease our friendship. :lol:

Has anyone seen this in their hotel room? Obviously the hotel needs some serious training for the housekeeping staff. :smilelol5:
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I'm the bottom last :lol: but I think it should say. Dead lazy at the bottom instead of no one likes you haha

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Top left is great if you don't have cats or small children.
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WildBill wrote:
Itnkrman wrote:
Kythas wrote:
03Lightningrocks wrote:I am the first picture. It is so bad, I have been known to "fix" the direction of the roll in friends houses and even in public restrooms that don't have the weird "protected" holders. The toilet paper is designed to roll from over the top. Trust me on this...please. Everyone just give in do it my way. I promise, life will be so much better for you. :coolgleamA:
I do the same thing at friend's houses, God help me.
I've been guilty of the same thing! "rlol" "rlol"
You guys are a bunch of weirdos. If I saw that at a friend's house, I would shun them and immediately cease our friendship. :lol:

Has anyone seen this in their hotel room? Obviously the hotel needs some serious training for the housekeeping staff. :smilelol5:
You folks think we might need a 1-800 number we can give these under rollers? They obviously are in need of counseling. :leaving
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