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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by Malawler » Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:17 pm

Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.


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Post by surprise_i'm_armed » Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm

Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

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Post by pushpullpete » Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:28 pm

Again ! ? ! ? ! ?

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Post by G26ster » Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:29 pm

LDP wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:59 pm
dhoobler wrote:
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Chuck Norris can navigate by VOR beyond line of sight.
Meh. Easy.
But only Chuck Norris can navigate on a defunct Victor airway below MRA, 1000 nm away, years after the VOR has been decommissioned. :mrgreen:

Chuck Norris can always "proceed direct."

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Post by Flightmare » Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:47 pm

surprise_i'm_armed wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm
Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

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Post by philip964 » Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:02 pm

Chuck Norris has an important role in every

Star Wars movie.

He plays “the Force”.

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Post by bblhd672 » Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:02 pm

Flightmare wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:47 pm
surprise_i'm_armed wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm
Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

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twice!
I heard that the internet read itself to Chuck Norris!
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by mr surveyor » Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:48 pm

KLB wrote:
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who is she?



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Post by The Annoyed Man » Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:17 pm

mr surveyor wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:48 pm
KLB wrote:
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who is she?



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Chuck's bi..... uh..... girlfriend.
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Post by Teamless » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:09 am

Chuck Norris was taking CPR lessons, and revived the dummy
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Post by surprise_i'm_armed » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:14 pm

If Chuck Norris was on the Titanic, the iceberg would have gotten out of the way.

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Post by Keith B » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:14 pm

On a serious note, a balloon pilot friend of mine was Chuck's stunt double during Walker Texas Ranger. Here is a photo of Kennie during that time (you can see the resemblance. ;-) )

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Kennie flew jet packs. He was the guy that actually flew around the stadium for Michael Jackson's concert tour. Here he is during the 1984 Olympics

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Sadly Kennie passed away in 2015 at the age of 59 from lesions on his brain. He was as tough as they come, but had a heart of gold.
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Post by Vol Texan » Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:58 am

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