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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by sjfcontrol » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:17 am

OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"... :nono: "rlol"
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by puma guy » Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:37 am

sjfcontrol wrote:
OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"... :nono: "rlol"
And then that Chuck made that person come back and apologize to him before killing him again!
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by puma guy » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:16 pm

Thought I'd revive this one.

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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by WildBill » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:23 pm

puma guy wrote:Thought I'd revive this one.
:thumbs2: Nice one!
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by C-dub » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:34 pm

Femaile?
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Post by OneGun » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:40 am

C-dub wrote:Femaile?
And his Mom called him Chick!! :biggrinjester:
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