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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 6:41 pm
by Malawler
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 7:51 pm
by OneGun
Malawler wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 6:41 pm
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris has counted from infinity to zero, twice!!

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:11 am
by anygunanywhere
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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 12:47 pm
by The Annoyed Man
anygunanywhere wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:11 am
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"rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol"

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:49 pm
by LDP
This one is for our resident flyboys.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:35 pm
by C-dub
LDP wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:49 pm
This one is for our resident flyboys.

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:thumbs2:

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:50 pm
by surprise_i'm_armed
Interesting fact for non-flyboys, in order to explain that only Chuck Norris can land on runway 37:

The numbers of runways are always 1 or 2 numerals in length. Add a zero to the 1 or 2 digit runway ID, and you have the directional orientation of the runway, based on 360 degrees in a circle.

Opposite ends of a runway will always be "18" different from one another, since 18 + a zero = 180 = the opposite.

So, runway 9 would = 90 degrees = east.
While the opposite end would be runway 27 = 270 = west.

So runway 37 can't exist since there are only 360 degrees in a circle which defines direction.

SIA

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 5:21 pm
by PBratton
surprise_i'm_armed wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:50 pm
Interesting fact for non-flyboys, in order to explain that only Chuck Norris can land on runway 37:

The numbers of runways are always 1 or 2 numerals in length. Add a zero to the 1 or 2 digit runway ID, and you have the directional orientation of the runway, based on 360 degrees in a circle.

Opposite ends of a runway will always be "18" different from one another, since 18 + a zero = 180 = the opposite.

So, runway 9 would = 90 degrees = east.
While the opposite end would be runway 27 = 270 = west.

So runway 37 can't exist since there are only 360 degrees in a circle which defines direction.

SIA
Takes all the fun out of it when you have to explain it...

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:01 pm
by Rafe
But only Chuck Norris can land on runway 38.
:biggrinjester:

(We need a way to up-vote a previous post...)

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:52 pm
by C-dub
PBratton wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 5:21 pm
surprise_i'm_armed wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:50 pm
Interesting fact for non-flyboys, in order to explain that only Chuck Norris can land on runway 37:

The numbers of runways are always 1 or 2 numerals in length. Add a zero to the 1 or 2 digit runway ID, and you have the directional orientation of the runway, based on 360 degrees in a circle.

Opposite ends of a runway will always be "18" different from one another, since 18 + a zero = 180 = the opposite.

So, runway 9 would = 90 degrees = east.
While the opposite end would be runway 27 = 270 = west.

So runway 37 can't exist since there are only 360 degrees in a circle which defines direction.

SIA
Takes all the fun out of it when you have to explain it...
:iagree:

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:40 pm
by dhoobler
Chuck Norris can navigate by VOR beyond line of sight.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:59 pm
by LDP
dhoobler wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:40 pm
Chuck Norris can navigate by VOR beyond line of sight.
Meh. Easy.
But only Chuck Norris can navigate on a defunct Victor airway below MRA, 1000 nm away, years after the VOR has been decommissioned. :mrgreen:

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:04 pm
by LDP
dhoobler wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:40 pm
Chuck Norris can navigate by VOR beyond line of sight.
Speaking of VORs, I remembered that ...
Only Chuck Norris can comply with clearance "cross Red Table VOR at one zero thousand". :mrgreen:

Okay, enough flyboy jokes, somebody post something for normal people now.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:25 pm
by jrs_diesel
Chuck Norris can divide by zero!

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:27 pm
by OneGun
Chuck Norris knows the what's in the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices.