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Men simply cannot do certain things!

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Post by warnmar10 » Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:54 pm

I can't say I enjoyed it but I am/was proficient at it.


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Post by Abraham » Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:41 am

Back when, I NEVER changed a single diaper.

To nasty for me?

Nope, just wasn't competent at such things.

I did every thing else, like feeding, playing with, etc., but once it was rumble time, I'd yell, HELP!

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Post by TVGuy » Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:57 am

I'm currently changing them all the time. Try to do it as quickly and as accurately as possible (you DO NOT want that thing coming loose under his clothes). Kind of like an IDPA match. :fire :biggrinjester:

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Post by RPBrown » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:18 am

This reminds me of our son. He would put on a rain coat, rubber gloves, safety glasses and a surgical mask with cologne added to change diapers.
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Post by parabelum » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:34 am

warnmar10 wrote:I can't say I enjoyed it but I am/was proficient at it.

:iagree:

Many diapers under my belt here :mrgreen:

Dudes in those clips are amateurs. :smilelol5:

In my day, I could sling a diaper on/off in under 2 minutes. Full service with powder as needed :shock:
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Post by loktite » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:42 am

parabelum wrote: In my day, I could sling a diaper on/off in under 2 minutes. Full service with powder as needed :shock:
Did you make pit crew sounds as you were doing it? :biggrinjester:
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Post by bblhd672 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:43 am

All new fathers should experience one face spray!

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Post by Jusme » Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:05 am

Never had much of an issue with changing diapers, it was the things coming out of the other end that bothered me more. :lol:
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Post by Setxjeff » Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:14 am

Changed many diapers, Twin Girls and long enough ago it was Cloth diapers.
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Post by Mxrdad » Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:41 am

bblhd672 wrote:All new fathers should experience one face spray!
Ohhhh, the memories. I am a proud member of the "spray club" along with the "gush club". You know, when you hold that cute baby over your head and get that wonderfully smelling burp up? Oh yeah.

I did get a good laugh (wife did too) watching those videos.
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Post by mot7981 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:46 am

My sister used to always say it’s funny how we start out in diapers after we come in to the world and often end up back in them as we’re on our way out. Now that I’m getting older it doesn’t seem as humorous as it used to. Anyway, my wife and I were blessed with two beautiful daughters and I got to be a pretty good quick change artist.

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Post by RoyGBiv » Mon Apr 17, 2017 12:56 pm

parabelum wrote:
warnmar10 wrote:I can't say I enjoyed it but I am/was proficient at it.

:iagree:

Many diapers under my belt here :mrgreen:

Dudes in those clips are amateurs. :smilelol5:

In my day, I could sling a diaper on/off in under 2 minutes. Full service with powder as needed :shock:
Me too... No problem.
Glad to be well past that phase.
I was a championship swaddler too. :cool:
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Post by BigGuy » Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:25 pm

RoyGBiv wrote:
parabelum wrote:
warnmar10 wrote:I can't say I enjoyed it but I am/was proficient at it.

:iagree:

Many diapers under my belt here :mrgreen:

Dudes in those clips are amateurs. :smilelol5:

In my day, I could sling a diaper on/off in under 2 minutes. Full service with powder as needed :shock:
Me too... No problem.
Glad to be well past that phase.
I was a championship swaddler too. :cool:
Yep. Changed a many of em. It's ain't got nothing to do with what hanging between your legs. I cleaned some gut shot critters that were every bit as bad as anything my kids ever produced. It's just accepting that this is a job that's got to get done, and getting on with it. Now that is something some "men" can't seem to handle.

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Post by Take Down Sicko » Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:06 pm

I dreaded the ever so soiled "pumpkin" covered diaper. However, i changed my fair share of them with hardly ever throwing up.

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