Pet fish, a little humor
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Pet fish, a little humor
A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.
Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??
Man: what fish??
Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??
Man: what fish??
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Re: Pet fish, a little humor
Ha! Good one!
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Re: Pet fish, a little humor
Hahahaha
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I'm still laughing...
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When my father was twelve, a new game warden was assigned to the area. Grandad was the best fisherman in town, so the newcomer asked him about the best spots in the area, his favorite bait, and so on. Grandad told him it was a family secret, but he was persistent, and eventually Grandad said he would take him fishing the next day.
They met just before sunrise, got into the old jonboat, and headed off. Once they got to Grandad's favorite spot, he took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. Boom! A dozen fish floated to the top of the water, along with a turtle or two. Grandad took out a net and started picking up the fish.
After getting past his initial shock, the game warden pulled out his badge told Grandad he was under arrest. He just rolled his eyes, took out another stick of dynamite, lit it, and calmly handed it to the game warden, saying "Did you come out here to talk or fish?"
They met just before sunrise, got into the old jonboat, and headed off. Once they got to Grandad's favorite spot, he took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. Boom! A dozen fish floated to the top of the water, along with a turtle or two. Grandad took out a net and started picking up the fish.
After getting past his initial shock, the game warden pulled out his badge told Grandad he was under arrest. He just rolled his eyes, took out another stick of dynamite, lit it, and calmly handed it to the game warden, saying "Did you come out here to talk or fish?"
Deck the halls with nitroglycerin
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Strike a match and see who's missin'
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Strike a match and see who's missin'
Fa la la la la la la la la!
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Re: Pet fish, a little humor
That was great.bigtek wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:27 pm When my father was twelve, a new game warden was assigned to the area. Grandad was the best fisherman in town, so the newcomer asked him about the best spots in the area, his favorite bait, and so on. Grandad told him it was a family secret, but he was persistent, and eventually Grandad said he would take him fishing the next day.
They met just before sunrise, got into the old jonboat, and headed off. Once they got to Grandad's favorite spot, he took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. Boom! A dozen fish floated to the top of the water, along with a turtle or two. Grandad took out a net and started picking up the fish.
After getting past his initial shock, the game warden pulled out his badge told Grandad he was under arrest. He just rolled his eyes, took out another stick of dynamite, lit it, and calmly handed it to the game warden, saying "Did you come out here to talk or fish?"
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Re: Pet fish, a little humor
Fisherman's Prayer
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I pray that I may live to fish
Until my dying day.
And when it comes to my last cast,
I then most humbly pray:
When in the Lord's great landing net
And peacefully asleep
That in His mercy I be judged
Good enough to keep.
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I pray that I may live to fish
Until my dying day.
And when it comes to my last cast,
I then most humbly pray:
When in the Lord's great landing net
And peacefully asleep
That in His mercy I be judged
Good enough to keep.
Ephesians 6:12 NKJV
12 For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age,[a] against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places.
12 For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age,[a] against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places.