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No place but Florida

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:04 pm
by philip964
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/florida-in-the-2010s

Top 99 things that happened in Florida since 2010 ranked.

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 11:19 pm
by Pawpaw
There's a reason the locals there call it Flori-duh.

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:04 am
by philip964
Pawpaw wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 11:19 pm
There's a reason the locals there call it Flori-duh.
There are some that are lol.

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 8:03 am
by C-dub
I can't believe that NY or CA couldn't beat that list and not even break a sweat.

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 10:18 am
by G26ster
Texas too. I need a new computer keyboard now phillip :smilelol5:

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:27 pm
by JustSomeOldGuy
Ah yes, the exploits of 'Florida Man' (along with 'Florida Boy' and 'Florida Woman'). "rlol"

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:22 pm
by philip964
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politi ... 06419.html

Teacher gun carry on campus in Florida passes.

This may be the beginning of the end of mass school shootings in America.

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 9:35 am
by philip964
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/ ... 46699.html

“White Gang” tattoos racial slur on black man for disobeying gang rules, but misspells and instead insults an African country by writing - Niger.

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 10:50 pm
by philip964
https://www.clickorlando.com/theme-park ... sney-world

Great Grandmother arrested at Disney World, after she tried to bring a small amount of CBD oil into the park in her purse. Spent 12 hours in jail had to post bond.

Dr. In TN prescribed it for her arthritis. Does not produce a high. Illegal in Florida and most likely in Texas.

DA dropped charges as I assume the security guard who was searching her purse was looking for weapons and didn’t have a warrant or something like that.

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 11:15 pm
by Flightmare
philip964 wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 10:50 pm
https://www.clickorlando.com/theme-park ... sney-world

Great Grandmother arrested at Disney World, after she tried to bring a small amount of CBD oil into the park in her purse. Spent 12 hours in jail had to post bond.

Dr. In TN prescribed it for her arthritis. Does not produce a high. Illegal in Florida and most likely in Texas.

DA dropped charges as I assume the security guard who was searching her purse was looking for weapons and didn’t have a warrant or something like that.
There are provisions in Texas law to allow it.

https://www.dps.texas.gov/rsd/CUP/index.htm

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 4:55 pm
by philip964
https://dailycaller.com/2019/05/28/snak ... orida-man/

Snake in toilet bites man.

A two fer today!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-foot-ga ... gh-window/

11 foot gator caught breaking and entering home.

Pretty scary photo!

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:04 pm
by philip964

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:18 pm
by jason812
philip964 wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:04 pm
https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/ ... s-on-fire/

Man dies lighting Blue Angel’s.
I can't tell if it's real or not but the story is amusing.
The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:36 pm
by Pawpaw
jason812 wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:18 pm
philip964 wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:04 pm
https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/ ... s-on-fire/

Man dies lighting Blue Angel’s.
I can't tell if it's real or not but the story is amusing.
The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.
That website has a disclaimer:
2 000 000 hits per month and all of these stories are fake. Don’t be stupid.
It's still funny.

Re: No place but Florida

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:04 pm
by philip964
Pawpaw wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:36 pm
jason812 wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:18 pm
philip964 wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:04 pm
https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/ ... s-on-fire/

Man dies lighting Blue Angel’s.
I can't tell if it's real or not but the story is amusing.
The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.
That website has a disclaimer:
2 000 000 hits per month and all of these stories are fake. Don’t be stupid.
It's still funny.
That’s so disappointing, it was so Florida.