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Re: Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Malawler wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 6:41 pm Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris has counted from infinity to zero, twice!!
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LDP wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:49 pm This one is for our resident flyboys.

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Interesting fact for non-flyboys, in order to explain that only Chuck Norris can land on runway 37:

The numbers of runways are always 1 or 2 numerals in length. Add a zero to the 1 or 2 digit runway ID, and you have the directional orientation of the runway, based on 360 degrees in a circle.

Opposite ends of a runway will always be "18" different from one another, since 18 + a zero = 180 = the opposite.

So, runway 9 would = 90 degrees = east.
While the opposite end would be runway 27 = 270 = west.

So runway 37 can't exist since there are only 360 degrees in a circle which defines direction.

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surprise_i'm_armed wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:50 pm Interesting fact for non-flyboys, in order to explain that only Chuck Norris can land on runway 37:

The numbers of runways are always 1 or 2 numerals in length. Add a zero to the 1 or 2 digit runway ID, and you have the directional orientation of the runway, based on 360 degrees in a circle.

Opposite ends of a runway will always be "18" different from one another, since 18 + a zero = 180 = the opposite.

So, runway 9 would = 90 degrees = east.
While the opposite end would be runway 27 = 270 = west.

So runway 37 can't exist since there are only 360 degrees in a circle which defines direction.

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But only Chuck Norris can land on runway 38.
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PBratton wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 5:21 pm
surprise_i'm_armed wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:50 pm Interesting fact for non-flyboys, in order to explain that only Chuck Norris can land on runway 37:

The numbers of runways are always 1 or 2 numerals in length. Add a zero to the 1 or 2 digit runway ID, and you have the directional orientation of the runway, based on 360 degrees in a circle.

Opposite ends of a runway will always be "18" different from one another, since 18 + a zero = 180 = the opposite.

So, runway 9 would = 90 degrees = east.
While the opposite end would be runway 27 = 270 = west.

So runway 37 can't exist since there are only 360 degrees in a circle which defines direction.

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Chuck Norris can navigate by VOR beyond line of sight.
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero!
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Re: Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris knows the what's in the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices.
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