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Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

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Again ! ? ! ? ! ?
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LDP wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:59 pm
dhoobler wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:40 pm Chuck Norris can navigate by VOR beyond line of sight.
Meh. Easy.
But only Chuck Norris can navigate on a defunct Victor airway below MRA, 1000 nm away, years after the VOR has been decommissioned. :mrgreen:

Chuck Norris can always "proceed direct."
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surprise_i'm_armed wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

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Chuck Norris has an important role in every

Star Wars movie.

He plays “the Force”.
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Flightmare wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:47 pm
surprise_i'm_armed wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

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twice!
I heard that the internet read itself to Chuck Norris!
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KLB wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:39 pm Image


who is she?



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mr surveyor wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:48 pm
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who is she?



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Chuck's bi..... uh..... girlfriend.
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Chuck Norris was taking CPR lessons, and revived the dummy
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If Chuck Norris was on the Titanic, the iceberg would have gotten out of the way.

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2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
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On a serious note, a balloon pilot friend of mine was Chuck's stunt double during Walker Texas Ranger. Here is a photo of Kennie during that time (you can see the resemblance. ;-) )

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Kennie flew jet packs. He was the guy that actually flew around the stadium for Michael Jackson's concert tour. Here he is during the 1984 Olympics

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Sadly Kennie passed away in 2015 at the age of 59 from lesions on his brain. He was as tough as they come, but had a heart of gold.
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