The person below me....

[budroux2w]

True. I love a rainy night.

TPBM has a loaded firearm on or about their person.

True

... Quotes "Full Metal Jacket" every time they watch it.

[jmra]

False

....is going to take his kids to breakfast this morning.

[Grapevinebill]

True, and I hope you had a good time!

I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could!

[jmra]

"wasn't born in Texas but got here as fast as I could" - True

....negotiated a great new deal on Uverse and internet service the day the contract expired.

[gringo pistolero]

False. I cancelled U-verse when they bumped the price $5 earlier this year.

The next sucker bought something from Woot! today.

[Selina Kyle]

False.

TPBM has a mild Dr. Pepper addiction.

[jmra]

True

....reads the forum at 3:00AM

[lithium398]

True

and by reading at 3:00am you work night shift?

[jmra]

False - insomnia

....is thankful they didn't have to deal with any of the flooding issues in FW.

[Tic Tac]

False.

TPBM is thankful zombies don't swim.

[AFAmmo]

True, but I live in the middle of the desert just in case they learn...

The person below me refers to a full auto selector as a "giggle switch".

[iAmSam]

False. That's on a different toy.

The person below me spends more money on ammo than guns.

[Selina Kyle]

True.....for now. ;)

The person below me is addicted to YouTube videos with guns.

[tacticool]

False. Too many ads and blocked content. (region, mobile device, etc.)

The person below me wonders if anybody sings Guantanamera at Gitmo.

[OldGrumpy]

False. Too many ads and blocked content. (region, mobile device, etc.)

The person below me wonders if anybody sings Guantanamera at Gitmo.

False. I only wonder about good songs and good people.

The person below me sings classic rock songs in the shower.