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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:17 pm
by Malawler
Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm
by surprise_i'm_armed
Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

SIA

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:28 pm
by pushpullpete
Again ! ? ! ? ! ?

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:29 pm
by G26ster
LDP wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:59 pm
dhoobler wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:40 pm
Chuck Norris can navigate by VOR beyond line of sight.
Meh. Easy.
But only Chuck Norris can navigate on a defunct Victor airway below MRA, 1000 nm away, years after the VOR has been decommissioned. :mrgreen:

Chuck Norris can always "proceed direct."

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:47 pm
by Flightmare
surprise_i'm_armed wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm
Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

SIA
twice!

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:02 pm
by philip964
Chuck Norris has an important role in every

Star Wars movie.

He plays “the Force”.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:02 pm
by bblhd672
Flightmare wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:47 pm
surprise_i'm_armed wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm
Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

SIA
twice!
I heard that the internet read itself to Chuck Norris!

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:39 pm
by KLB
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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:48 pm
by mr surveyor
KLB wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:39 pm
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who is she?



jd

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:17 pm
by The Annoyed Man
mr surveyor wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:48 pm
KLB wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:39 pm
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who is she?



jd
Chuck's bi..... uh..... girlfriend.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:09 am
by Teamless
Chuck Norris was taking CPR lessons, and revived the dummy

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:14 pm
by surprise_i'm_armed
If Chuck Norris was on the Titanic, the iceberg would have gotten out of the way.

SIA

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:03 pm
by Keith B
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Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:14 pm
by Keith B
On a serious note, a balloon pilot friend of mine was Chuck's stunt double during Walker Texas Ranger. Here is a photo of Kennie during that time (you can see the resemblance. ;-) )

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Kennie flew jet packs. He was the guy that actually flew around the stadium for Michael Jackson's concert tour. Here he is during the 1984 Olympics

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Sadly Kennie passed away in 2015 at the age of 59 from lesions on his brain. He was as tough as they come, but had a heart of gold.

Re: Chuck Norris

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:58 am
by Vol Texan
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