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Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

SIA

Again ! ? ! ? ! ?

LDP wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:59 pm

dhoobler wrote: Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:40 pm Chuck Norris can navigate by VOR beyond line of sight.

Meh. Easy.
But only Chuck Norris can navigate on a defunct Victor airway below MRA, 1000 nm away, years after the VOR has been decommissioned.

Chuck Norris can always "proceed direct."

surprise_i'm_armed wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

SIA

twice!

Chuck Norris has an important role in every

Star Wars movie.

He plays “the Force”.

Flightmare wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:47 pm

surprise_i'm_armed wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

SIA

twice!

I heard that the internet read itself to Chuck Norris!

KLB wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:39 pm

who is she?



jd

mr surveyor wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:48 pm

KLB wrote: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:39 pm

who is she?



jd

Chuck's bi..... uh..... girlfriend.

Chuck Norris was taking CPR lessons, and revived the dummy

If Chuck Norris was on the Titanic, the iceberg would have gotten out of the way.

SIA

On a serious note, a balloon pilot friend of mine was Chuck's stunt double during Walker Texas Ranger. Here is a photo of Kennie during that time (you can see the resemblance. )



Kennie flew jet packs. He was the guy that actually flew around the stadium for Michael Jackson's concert tour. Here he is during the 1984 Olympics



Sadly Kennie passed away in 2015 at the age of 59 from lesions on his brain. He was as tough as they come, but had a heart of gold.