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Darling I am
Growing old
Nonsense!
Do as you
Are told -- get
Burma-Shave

(I have a birthday next week...)

ELB wrote:

austinrealtor wrote: I kid I kid .... stop throwing tomatoes and nightsticks at me

Which tomato type is better for self-defense? The larger diameter but slower Beefsteak or the smaller but higher velocity Plum tomato? We will of course ignore frivolous calibers like the Cherry tomato as being totally inadequate for self-defense...

Have you tried cherry tomatoes in your Viper paint ball gun lately ?!? Now let's reexamine your last statement about Cherry Tomatoes being inadequate for self defence!!!



Gerry

USA1 wrote:

bayouhazard wrote:Did you take it out the second day or let it ride?

I almost let it ride for a second day but decided this could go on forever if I didn't take immediate action. Glad I did because the thing was boulder.

This sounds very familiar, like the first time my wife went to visit her mother and I discovered that socks and underwear don't clean and fold themselves. Talk about a heart-breaking discovery!

Gerry

Fold?

Silly Question # 223: Is this the longest running thread on the CHL forum???

Well??

Gyrogearhead wrote:Silly Question # 223: Is this the longest running thread on the CHL forum???

Well??

Silly Answer #223: No. Many threads started before this and still exist on the forum.

tbrown wrote:

Gyrogearhead wrote:Silly Question # 223: Is this the longest running thread on the CHL forum???

Well??

Silly Answer #223: No. Many threads started before this and still exist on the forum.

Silly observation #223: since technically ALL threads that have not been locked still "exist" for update, the only sensible way to measure "longest" is by post count. And therefore that answer is non-responsive.

sjfcontrol wrote:since technically ALL threads that have not been locked still "exist" for update, the only sensible way to measure "longest" is by post count. And therefore that answer is non-responsive.

And ipso facto silly.





Both the ammo for sale and daily carry threads have more post counts. And introduce yourself has at least twice as many.

tbrown wrote:Fold?

O Yes, they would be deposited on the floor beside the bed in the evening and would disapear by the following evening only to show up folded nicely in the sock and underwear drawer a few days later. MAGIC! Mine was not to question why...

As soon as wife returned the rebellion was put down and the garments promptly resumed their normal routine as described above. If yours don't do this you should go to the store where my wife shops and buy the pre-trained ones as she does. I've tried training them myself but have so far been unsuccessful. I think it's my wife's little secret.

Gerry

glock27 wrote:bump first post by me in here

We've missed you!

sjfcontrol wrote:

glock27 wrote:bump first post by me in here

We've missed you!

But our aim IS improving!

Pawpaw wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:

glock27 wrote:bump first post by me in here

We've missed you!

But our aim IS improving!

BAD! Bad Pawpaw!

A while back I read all of the posts on this thread. About 9 pages I think. I thought it was not worthy of wasting my time on. As I read the last couple of pages the thought came to me… if I don’t waste my time here I will only waste it somewhere else.

Commander Cody wrote:A while back I read all of the posts on this thread. About 9 pages I think. I thought it was not worthy of wasting my time on. As I read the last couple of pages the thought came to me… if I don’t waste my time here I will only waste it somewhere else.

Ah, grasshopper -- as quickly as you can, snatch this pebble from my hand. When you can, it will be time for you to leave.

'course you got some serious catchen up to do!