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locknload wrote:I really liked his "Wake Up Alarm."

But you have to recalibrate it for age.

KBCraig wrote:

locknload wrote:I really liked his "Wake Up Alarm."

But you have to recalibrate it for age.

Yes! Mine have calibration lines verrrrry close together! I don't need no stinkin' alarm clock ... I have an old bladder!

Maybe they have something here...

This is like going back to old school weaponry!!!

What better place to do this than jolly ole England!

Brilliant!!!

All I need now is a pint of Johnny Courage and some fish and chips and I'll be right as rain!

locknload wrote:I really liked his "Wake Up Alarm."

http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/index.shtml

If ya fill that thing up with beer the alarm will keep going off all night long and if ya fill it with whiskey you will never feel it go off and wake up with your alarm all over you

G.C.Montgomery wrote:Sorry, but if the dork in the t-shirt came after me with that stick, I'd have to beat him with it.

What? The intimidating pursed-lips expression and the probability of a 105 bench press wouldn't impress you?

But let's see... You got a tiny, wood shield in the fashion of a hoplon, so that was in use in 400 BC. And you got your basic small club, circa 10,000 BC.

Now, that's progress. What better way to protect your family from a 21st Century home invasion?

My guess is that if you actually USED something like that to defend yourself in Britain you'd have a decent chance of being prosecuted.