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I hope his hernia insurance is paid up...

KBCraig wrote:Tactical hernia truss is optionally available in either SWAT black or Urban Gray Digital pattern.

Gecko and the Mall Ninjas have been entertaining cyberspace gun talk followers for years. I found a site several months ago where many chapters in the (seemingly) never ending saga of the Mall Ninjas were archived. I sat down and started reading (many quips I had already seen) about 10:00pm, and the next thing I knew it was 3:00 am. It was more entertainment than I would have ever gotten from so many hours of television, movies or any other media source.

Life is like a bowl of raisin bran, and these guys were some of the raisins. Without the raisins, then all you got is bran... and that's for old people

surv

mr surveyor wrote:Life is like a bowl of raisin bran, and these guys were some of the raisins. Without the raisins, then all you got is bran... and that's for old people

surv

Well said!

Ya'll like my hat? As you can see from my very well developed muscles, I don't need a hernia truss. I work out with the local chapter of the Israeli Special Forces. Abraham is a good teacher.
The Thermal scope is especially helpful when you have a hostage situation and you have to snipe someone from behind the adjacent wall.

Gecko45 has graced us with his presence on the forum and in this thread!!!

In the words of Wayne and Garth when they met Aerosmith "We're not worthy, We're not worthy!"

Awesome. I love celebrities. They taste like chicken. ;-]

Gecko45 wrote:

Ya'll like my hat? As you can see from my very well developed muscles, I don't need a hernia truss. I work out with the local chapter of the Israeli Special Forces. Abraham is a good teacher.

I can also see your well-developed love handles!

Father Abraham had many sons
Many sons had Father Abraham
I am one of them and so are you
So let's all praise the Lord.
Right arm!

Rumor is that Gecko45 has been hired by Gov Perry to supplement DPS security at the Governor's Mansion.

Any truth to this rumor?

I for one, would sleep better knowing that he was at least considering the offer.

Nice!! Perhaps they'll be able to cut down on their 8½ minute response time! ;-]

Hey Gecko

I said "raisins"....NOT "prunes"

you're not retiring are you? Or, have you been reassigned to chief of security for a chain of assisted living homes?

Hahahaha....17lbs of garbage on a 10lb rifle

Molon_labe wrote:Hahahaha....17lbs of garbage on a 10lb rifle

oooooooohhhhhh.....

man, I wouldn't show my face at the mall - any mall - with an attitude like that

I gotta admit Gecko45 has come up with some of the funniest stuff I have ever read on tactical equipment and response,He has made it impossible for me to enter a mall without my head being on a 360 swivel.

The Annoyed Man wrote:

Gecko45 wrote:

Ya'll like my hat? As you can see from my very well developed muscles, I don't need a hernia truss. I work out with the local chapter of the Israeli Special Forces. Abraham is a good teacher.

I can also see your well-developed love handles!

Father Abraham had many sons
Many sons had Father Abraham
I am one of them and so are you
So let's all praise the Lord.
Right arm!

Looks like Gecko45 has made a video.....(check it out).....

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