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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:09 pm
by A-R
Yeah, you're a real tough guy hiding behind that badge and that gun.
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:12 pm
by casingpoint
Shut up and start writing.
Here's a quarter. You'd better call for backup.
Yo' mama.
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:19 pm
by The Annoyed Man
The light... is green!
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:21 pm
by AEA
"I ain't signing nothing"!
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:24 pm
by cowboymd
really officer?.........that fast?...........I think that's a new personal best!
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:49 pm
by TLE2
Honest, Officer. I wasn't driving. We were all in the back seat singing.
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:46 pm
by Sniper John
How about..
"I smell bacon"
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:00 pm
by quidni
Great! I've got a friend that owes me 50 bucks now - he swore up and down that this "old rust heap" couldn't go over 70!
Driver: Officer, yes I was going over the speed limit but so was everyone else! I was just trying to blend in! so how come you pull me over and not anyone else?
Officer: Well, I got behind the whole line of you and flashed my lights, and you were the only one who pulled over!
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:08 pm
by joe817
cop -do you have anything illegal in the vehicle ?
USA1 - Uhhhhh...well, uhhhh....hmmmmm.....errrr.....well uhhhhh......bu...........Huh? Now what were we talking about?
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:20 pm
by pdubyoo
- Uhmmm, Oh wait, which license plate do I have on the back??
- I just borrowed the car...any drugs you find aren't mine.
- When you guys start following the laws, I will too.
- Slow day?
- If I had known you were there, I wouldn't have been speeding.
- How much would it take for you to just forget about this?
- Can you hang on a minute? Just let me finish this text message.
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:54 pm
by Kevinf2349
cop -do you have anything illegal in the vehicle ?
Response - Illegal where?
or
Response - Define illegal?
or
Response - Depends...Do you have anything illegal to drop into my vehicle?
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:00 am
by surprise_i'm_armed
Cop: Sir, I've been following you for blocks and you are obviously under the influence.
Why are you driving?
Motorist: Officer, I'm too drunk to WALK!
*********************************************
Cop: All right, where's the fire?
Motorist: In your eyes, officer.
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Officer, how much cash do you need to make this problem go away?
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:53 am
by USA1
you're hot !
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:54 am
by pedalman
Want a beer?