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Abraham wrote:Nah, I prefer to be cantankerous, crusty, curmudgeonly, wrinkled and ugly with age, but I have to ask: Does this Glock 19 make me look fat...?

Only when you mexican-carry it in your "mankini" at the public pool......

I can only guess what a "mankini" is, but it sounds disturbing, kinda like "moobs", shudder...

Youse guys are a bunch of sickos. That is why I like hanging around here.

Abraham wrote:I can only guess what a "mankini" is, but it sounds disturbing, kinda like "moobs", shudder...

If you don't already know, as a friendly warning I would resist googling it and save your eyes.

C-dub,

I'll take your excellent advice, as that, that is seen, can't be unseen.

Abraham wrote:Jim Beaux,

I should have guessed what with my pectorals being so tender and all...

I though those birds were extinct?

C-dub wrote:

Abraham wrote:I can only guess what a "mankini" is, but it sounds disturbing, kinda like "moobs", shudder...

If you don't already know, as a friendly warning I would resist googling it and save your eyes.

I started to buy one as a joke on a friend, but couldn't bring myself to do much shopping around. Too worried that the next site might have Larry the Cable Guy modeling them.

I couldnt resist any longer.

You really should have resisted. That's just nasty. Where's the barf smilie?

Yeah, he's a candidate for a man purse...as an accessory for his upcoming gay pride march.

jmra wrote:You really should have resisted. That's just nasty. Where's the barf smilie?

As a straight guy, I'm more interested in what the ladies are wearing.

Abraham wrote:I guess, I'm one of the few who doesn't care about getting in touch with my so-called female side.

Murses, make up, bursting into tears at the drop of a hat, used to to be part of something no man would get near. Now, guys are getting plastic surgery too. Yuck!

Nah, I prefer to be cantankerous, crusty, curmudgeonly, wrinkled and ugly with age, but I have to ask: Does this Glock 19 make me look fat...?

Yep, real men don't carry bags.

BTW, I ordered my new sling bag on Saturday, and it is coming tomorrow. I ended up getting one in FDE because the black one was actually a bit more, and the FDE was on sale for $99 on Amazon. This is the one I got:

http://www.hazard4.com/products/packs/slings/rocket


Here's the Amazon page: http://www.amazon.com/Hazard-Rocket-Urb ... d+4+rocket

This pack is on the smallish side, smaller than it looks in the pictures, and it is available in either tan or black. I watched a bunch of different review videos online, all positive, and then actually talked to a friend of mine who it turns out has one and loves it.

And no, I'm not going to carry a mankini in it.

Indiana Jones was as much a real man as John Wayne, yes siree bob.

Though J.W. had to toughen up his real name (Marion Mitchell Morrison) which for some reason wasn't thought manly enough...