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Pawpaw wrote:

Captain Matt wrote:" a lot of people say there’s too much freedom. When personal freedom’s being abused, you have to move to limit it.” – Bill Clinton

Oldgringo wrote:All of those who were quoted above were elected by a majority of non-thinking idiots more stupid than the quotees. TERM LIMITS!

Politicians should serve two terms. One in office and one in prison.

“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” ― Mark Twain

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision." - Dick Armey

LabRat wrote:Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision." - Dick Armey

That's not wacky, that's the TRUTH!

Reporter: I read the legislation that said that it would regulate barrel shrouds. What's a barrel shroud and why should we regulate that?

Carolyn McCarthy (D - NY): I actually don't know what a barrel shroud is. I think it's the shoulder thing that goes up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U

Diana DeGette (D-CO): What’s the efficacy of banning these magazine clips? I will tell you these are ammunition, they’re bullets, so the people who have those know they’re going to shoot them, so if you ban them in the future, the number of these ‘high capacity’ magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won’t be any more available.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxtu228bYFw

Patricia Eddington (D-District 3, NYC) Some of these bullets have an incendiary device on the end of it - which is a heat-seeking device.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRQqieimwLQ

Sheila Jackson Lee Thinks the Constitution is 400 Years Old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTVFQEQ7xTo

Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee on North and South Vietnam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK3rTUgoQD4

SJL is the Rodney Dangerfield of politicians - She don't get no respect. (and doesn't deserve any...)

Now dhoobler...

This is supposed to be a game of touch football. And here you go: breaking out some SheJack quotes? That's playing downright dirty. Nobody can top that!

Vol Texan wrote:Now dhoobler...

This is supposed to be a game of touch football. And here you go: breaking out some SheJack quotes? That's playing downright dirty. Nobody can top that!

"SheJack"!

Vol Texan wrote:Now dhoobler...

This is supposed to be a game of touch football. And here you go: breaking out some SheJack quotes? That's playing downright dirty. Nobody can top that!

Yeah, he should have started out with some lower level folks, He went straight to a Hall of Famer!!

While I recognize that MAD is a no-win situation, I do also know that nukes must be responded with nukes. So here goes a barrage of SJL quotes (much of which comes from here):

• How many more diseases will Republicans invent to kill black people?
• Homicide is the leading cause of murders in America!
• I am not a racist, but I only support Barack Obama because he is black, like me. I will support him no matter what he does to America.
• I stand here as a freed slave because this Congress came together!
• You know that I'm going to, first of all, denounce the utilization of this intrusion of Wikipedia, through the Russian intrusion. That's what this is about. (Of course, she meant WikiLeaks)
• I believe this caucus will put us on the right path and we’ll give President Obama a number of executive orders that he can sign with pride and strength.
• Maybe the word welfare should be changed to something of, 'a transitional living fund.' For that is what it is -- for people to be able to live.
• Let us vote to provide for unemployment insurance for working men and women so that faces across America will not have the tear of desperation on their faces.
• We have martial law. What that means – and my colleagues know what it means – is that you can put a bill on in just minutes
• Don’t condemn the gangbangers, they’ve got guns that are trafficked, that are not enforced, that are straw purchased and they come into places even that have strong gun laws. Why? Because we don’t have sensible gun legislation.
• I’m Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee! Who do you think you are?
• Don't you know who I am? I'm Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee. Where is my seafood meal? I know it was ordered.
• What? What did you say to me? Who are you, the Congresswoman? You haven’t been elected. You don’t set up meetings with me! I tell you! You know what? You are the most unprofessional person I have ever met in my life

This all reminds me of how glad I was when I moved out of SheJack's gerrymandered district, a few years back. But then, when the next election came, I was sad, because I realized I wouldn't have the satisfaction of voting against her anymore.

"Get your laws off my body!" - Liberal bumper sticker

Reps. Donna Edwards, D-Md., and Eddie Bernice Johnson, D-Texas, propose in the “Apollo Lunar Landing Legacy Act” that a national historical park on the moon be created to ensure the American landing sites are preserved for future generations.

The lawmakers say the legislation is necessary to protect the Apollo landing sites for “posterity,” as commercial space exploration increases and more foreign nations head to space.

The Hill reports the bill would allow the federal government to accept donations to help preserve the landing sites and would create visitor services and administrative offices “within reasonable proximity to the Historical Park.”

Lunacy at it's finest!

crazy2medic wrote:Lunacy at it's finest!

I see what you did there!