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RPB wrote:

gigag04 wrote:

USA1 wrote:The moderators will love this one.

I don't *think* it violates any forum rules. I would let my hypothetical 10 yr old daughter read this thread.

She'd be hypothetically 11 now right?
Please pretend to tell her that I forgot to send the imaginary virtual birthday card.
Sorry

You sir, almost had to buy me a new keyboard. Coffee and keyboards don't mix.

austinrealtor wrote:

gigag04 wrote:

USA1 wrote:The moderators will love this one.

I don't *think* it violates any forum rules.

Great, another cop who doesn't know the law but proceeds anyway ....

That's what courts are for...duh...

gigag04 wrote:And.....bump.

Oh no, you di'n't!

Stephen King's "The Stand" is streaming on netflix. Just started watching it. Anyone seen it?

74novaman wrote:Stephen King's "The Stand" is streaming on netflix. Just started watching it. Anyone seen it?

I have seen parts of it. There are parts that are interesting. It's okay if you're in the mood. I don't think that I ever watched the whole thing. It's six hours long.

not a huge stephen king fan, but I'm trying to get some stuff done around the house and I like the background noise, so I figured I'd give it a shot.

jester wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:Near as I can tell, it's because.... LOOK!! SQUIRRELS!!!

What ever happened to Earle?

I've often wondered that.

VoiceofReason wrote:If we keep going we will set a new world record for the “longest useless thread ever” (that is if people stop having useful conversations). Anyone know what the present record is?

not. even. close.

Saw a Tee shirt at dinner...

"These voices are annoying, but sometimes they have some really really good ideas"

Person wearing it was a kinda scary looking woman.

I didn't see any threads that were long on it though.

best T-shirt I've seen in a while, all black with white letters and an outline of his mask ...

VADER WAS FRAMED

There were some good ideas on carry tomatoes but noone had a suggestion for backup tomatoes. Either way somebody said the other day that.... ....wait....are there any good themes for, no wait....have you seen the sun dried ones, sold out of every produce section in town. If I remember right they do have the magic golden ones yet?

Dunno about tomatoes but silence is not golden if a cashier short-changes you when you buy them.

I got short-sheeted once at a motel.

oh now it's all about the t-shirt. I saw one today black with white lettering in spanish in Grand Prairie.

DFWTT wrote:There were some good ideas on carry tomatoes but noone had a suggestion for backup tomatoes. Either way somebody said the other day that.... ....wait....are there any good themes for, no wait....have you seen the sun dried ones, sold out of every produce section in town. If I remember right they do have the magic golden ones yet?

we need to ban the small, concealable "Grape" sized tomatoes. The only reason to possess such tomatoes is so you can sneak up on someone like a ninja and kill them with it. Its for the cucumbers.